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San Antonio
San Antonio
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San Antonio

2004
1h 35m
Action
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2004

Runtime

1h 35m

Where to Watch

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Storyline

While a terrorist epidemy strikes the world leaders, the commissaire San-Antonio and his partner, the lieutenant Bérurier, have to escort the French ambassador in a British hotel. But after a negligence of Bérurier (one more little sex affair...), San-Antonio witnessed, helpless, to the ambassador's abduction, organized by a gorgeous Italian girl. Back to Paris, San-Antonio is dismissed by the police chief, Achille Hachille. A real godsend for Bérurier, who get promoted... But soon, the situation degenerates, when the president of the Republic mysteriously disappears. Immediate reaction from Police Minister : San-Antonio is the only one who can save the day. He has 48 hours and a secret squad to find the president. At the Elysée, San-Antonio finds Bérurier, the official investigator. But now, it's every man for himself : who will be the first to find the President ?

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 35m
Jul 21, 2004
Languages
English
French
Director
Frédéric Auburtin
Frédéric Auburtin
Production
Hirsch
Hirsch
Pathé Renn Productions
Pathé Renn Productions
TF1 Films Production
TF1 Films Production
Production Countries
France
Italy
United Kingdom

Top Cast

19 Cast Members

Gérard Lanvin

Gérard Lanvin

le commissaire San-Antonio

Gérard Depardieu

Gérard Depardieu

l'inspecteur Bérurier

Barbara Schulz

Barbara Schulz

Marianne

Luis Rego

Luis Rego

Pinaud

Michel Galabru

Michel Galabru

Achille

Ériq Ebouaney

Ériq Ebouaney

Jérémie Blanc

Robert Hossein

Robert Hossein

Le ministre de l'intérieur / The Minister

Jérémie Renier

Jérémie Renier

Toinet

Michèle Bernier

Michèle Bernier

Berthe

Jean-Roger Milo

Jean-Roger Milo

Mathias

Patrick Médioni

Patrick Médioni

Van Gogh

Bill Barclay

L'Écossais

Guilhem Pellegrin

Guilhem Pellegrin

Le secrétaire de l'Elysée

Lucy Harrison

Lucy Harrison

La masseuse

Marc Faure

Marc Faure

Son Excellence

Marie-Thérèse Arène

Félicie

Nick Hobbs

Nick Hobbs

Lord Kensington

Valeria Golino

Valeria Golino

L'Italienne

Vanessa Guedj

Vanessa Guedj

La soubrette

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