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"A Look At What Really Goes On In Washington"
After a serious car accident, a secret service agent undergoes experimental surgery and becomes fitted with a bionic eye, left arm, legs, and a 12-inch 'member' and then assigned to find a kidnapped senator's teenage daughter.
18 Cast Members
John Holmes
Agent John Galt
Lesllie Bovee
The Senator's Daughter
Peter Whigham
Major Donavan
Gloria Throate
The Movie Star
Berk Hopley
The Senator
Dennis Machant
Intern
Linda West
Tripp
Monique Little
Candy Stripe
Lori Moteurmuth
Green
Buff Lesbos
Pachett
Rick Toole
Richards
Manuel Stucazzu
Heartstone
Nancy Crew
Nancy the Secretary
Allan Ball
Killchair
Bruce L. Bruce
Captain #1
Alan Fink
Captain #2
Sara Tulip
Burham Tey
The Rapist
