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"Acts immediately, lasts indefinitely"
This is unedited raw footage of a bear I filmed with my cell phone. I'm not sure what kind of bear this is.
18 Cast Members
Kerry Donelli
Duplicate
Jacqueline Donelli
Mom
Jackson Manning
Son
Jamie Norcross
Daughter
Ben O'Brien
Detective #1/Side Effects
Robby Rackleff
Officer Crypants
Cricket Arrison
Donna
Stavros Halkias
Stupid EMT
Lola Pierson
Officer Pierson
M.C. Schmidt
Detective Dapper
John Eaton
Smart EMT
David Lemoyne
Sad Detective
Daniel Friedman
Officer Friedman
Dina Kelberman
Photographer
Dan Deacon
Detective Notes
Connor M. Kizer
Screaming Man
Patrick McMinn
Body
Alan Resnick
Bear Narrator
