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"Immortality Sucks"
Successful businessman Richard Clarke is bitten by a beautiful vampire and is plunged into the dark world of the supernatural. Richard very quickly realizes that being undead isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
27 Cast Members
Jeff Rector
Richard
Christa Campbell
Lexa
Martin Kove
Detective Reeger
Fred Williamson
Captain Michaels
Tane McClure
Lilith
Alana Curry
Mary
Victor Lundin
Professor Van Dyke
Sam J. Jones
Jake Hardcastle
Billy Drago
Vladimus
Paul Michael Robinson
Det. Peters
Carel Struycken
Mr. Vincent
Deron McBee
Kahn
David "Shark" Fralick
Phatyl
Anne Lockhart
Celeste
Jason Carter
Nigel
Reggie Bannister
Luther
Vernon Wells
Wes
Elise Muller
Dominatrix
Raye Hollitt
Bombshell
R.A. Mihailoff
Big Bad Bouncer
