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"Young Man! Beware of the Painted Beauties of the Stage"
When she is orphaned Lily Upjohn, from the London slums, becomes a chorus girl at the Pandora Theatre. During a performance a scene painter drops some paint near Lily and her screams prompt the show's composer to create a hit song "Mind the Paint Girl," which Lily makes an overnight sensation. She is courted by young officer Nicholas Jeyes and by Lord Francombe. Driving both men to near ruin she promises marriage to both but in the end choses neither.
14 Cast Members
Anita Stewart
Lily Upjohn
Conway Tearle
Capt. Nicholas Jeyes
Vernon Steele
Lord Francombe
Templar Saxe
Lal Roper
Arthur Donaldson
Vincent Bland
Virginia Norden
Mrs. Arthur Stidulph
George Stewart
Bob
Gladys Valerie
Jimmie Birch
Katharine Lewis
Evart Overton
Denton Vane
Hattie Delaro
Mrs. Upjohn
Robert Lee Keeling
Col. The Hon. Arthur Stidulph
Dorothy Portingall
