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September 30, 1968
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John Polonia
Movies
TV Shows
As Director
Death Reel
Movie
Cast
January 1, 1986
Splatter Beach
Movie
3.6
as Johnson the Fisherman
October 9, 2007
Forest Primeval
Movie
4.3
as Frank
February 19, 2008
Holla If I Kill You
Movie
6.5
as Fan with Kufi
September 30, 2003
Feeders 2: Slay Bells
Movie
2.6
as Evil Bennett (archive footage)
February 20, 1998
Feeders
Movie
4.5
as Bennett
May 27, 1996
Peter Rottentail
Movie
4.0
as Peter Rottentail
June 29, 2004
The House That Screamed
Movie
3.0
as Mechanic
April 11, 2000
NightThirst
Movie
4.0
as Cadaver
June 4, 2002
Splatter Farm
Movie
4.0
as Joseph
March 24, 1987
Nightmare Vacation
Movie
5.7
Cast
June 23, 2018
Hallucinations
Movie
6.4
as John
January 1, 1986
Church of the Damned
Movie
Cast
January 1, 1985
How to Slay a Vampire
Movie
3.5
Cast
January 1, 1995
Razorteeth
Movie
4.4
as John
April 26, 2005
Among Us
Movie
4.4
as Ray Steele
May 2, 2004
Blood Red Planet
Movie
5.3
as Malco
July 31, 2000
Monster Movie
Movie
3.5
as John
September 18, 2008
Gorilla Warfare: Battle of the Apes
Movie
Cast
December 12, 2001
All Hallows Eve
Movie
Cast
October 31, 1987
Channel 13
Movie
7.0
Cast
January 1, 1987
The Dinosaur Chronicles
Movie
as Joseph
January 1, 2004
Hellspawn
Movie
3.0
as Man in Bar
January 1, 1993
Lethal Nightmare
Movie
as Doug
January 1, 1991
WildCat
Movie
as Dennis Strieber
January 1, 2007
Preylien: Alien Predators
Movie
as John
June 1, 2004
Back to the Farm: The Making of 'Splatter Farm'
Movie
as Himself
August 14, 2007
Dweller
Movie
4.5
as J.J.
August 4, 2001
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