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John Heins
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John Heins
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Room-Mates
as
Tank Homie Da Bomb
2017
Zombie Zinger: A Bedtime Story
as
Simon
2008
Auntie Helga's Christmas Carol
as
Marley / Ghosts of Past, Present, & Future
2005
Goshzilla 2005
as
Guy #8
2005
Rogue Entity
as
Joseph Angell
2005
Zombi Fourest: The Tanzwut
as
Simon
2004
Duct Wars: Midnight Shadows
as
Juan-Zi Nobie
2004
Duct Wars: Forgotten Past
as
Juan-Zi Nobie
2002
Zombie Jamboree: The Day the Dead..uh..Weren't
as
Simon / Soldier John
2001
Goshzilla 2000
as
Guy #5
2001
Six Aces
as
Shane Blair / Agent
2000
Duct Wars: The Silver Enemy
as
Juan-Zi Nobie / Trebor / Silver Alien
2000
Duct Wars: The Rebellion
as
Juan-Zi Nobie / Masked Invader
1999
Auntie Helga's Christmas
as
Marley
1998
Auntie Helga's Christmas
as
Ghost of Christmas Present
1998
Auntie Helga's Christmas
as
Ghost of Christmas Past
1998
Auntie Helga's Christmas
as
Ghost of Christmas Future
1998
Goshzilla
as
Guy #2 / Guy #3
1998
Crop Circles
as
Shapeshifter
1995
Goshzilla 2012: Apocalypse
as
Guy #12
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