Originating from the distant planet of Mankato, Minnesota, space specimen Ande Christenson crash-landed in the Floridian rock cluster at a young age. There, he developed an interest in ancient Earth technology such as "video camera" and "Adobe After Effects". With the help of his close friends, Ande has since honed his alien abilities to pursue his highest calling: getting fat. As editor for Bogo, as well as for bazillionaire YouTube star Leo Vader, Ande spends most of his time chairbound at his computer, rejecting all sunlight and taking breaks from the grind only to piss, shit, and eat Funyuns.
