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Ted Newsom | The Couch Critic
Born
December 3, 1952
Place of Birth
Portland, Oregon, USA
Known For
Acting
Ted Newsom
Movies
TV Shows
As Director
Moon Maidens 2
Movie
1.0
as (archive footage)
November 11, 2024
The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad
Movie
4.6
as Tef
March 3, 2012
Sleeping Beauties
Movie
4.7
as Mr. Logan
July 27, 2017
Sexy Warriors
Movie
5.7
as Morty
April 22, 2014
Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills
Movie
5.1
as Peter
May 15, 2012
Housewives from Another World
Movie
5.5
as Mr. Roberts
May 6, 2010
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Movie
7.2
as Self - Filmmaker
October 6, 2014
Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Movie
4.7
as Mr. Martin
March 2, 2010
Bonnie & Clyde: Justified
Movie
6.1
as Neal
November 5, 2013
Inner Sanctum
Movie
4.0
as Sergeant Levy
September 25, 1991
Bikini Frankenstein
Movie
6.2
as Professor Van Sloane
January 18, 2010
Cyborg Hookers
Movie
5.1
as Dr. Isaacson
January 24, 2016
Bikini Royale
Movie
3.0
as Newton
July 1, 2008
Bikini Time Machine
Movie
5.5
as Watergate
March 15, 2011
Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold
Movie
3.7
as Guard #1
June 2, 1995
Twilight Vamps
Movie
4.5
as Detective Simpson
December 19, 2010
Strippers from Another World
Movie
6.1
as Prof. Finkleman
August 20, 2013
Screaming in High Heels: The Rise & Fall of the Scream Queen Era
Movie
6.8
as Himself
May 5, 2011
Moon Maidens
Movie
2.6
as Mr. Roberts (archive footage)
February 2, 2023
Sexual Witchcraft
Movie
4.2
as Cooper
October 18, 2011
Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet
Movie
3.7
as Hobart
January 1, 2006
Frankenspy
Movie
1.0
as Newton (archive footage)
October 5, 2023
Sorority Sisters from Space
Movie
1.0
as Prof. Finkleman (archive footage)
March 2, 2023
Super Ninja Doll
Movie
3.8
as Agent Canola
August 15, 2007
Bikini Royale 2
Movie
2.0
as Newton
January 18, 2010
Witchouse II: Blood Coven
Movie
4.5
as Knowledgable Man
November 20, 1999
Dracula: A Cinematic Scrapbook
Movie
10.0
as Narrator
January 1, 1991
Bewitched Housewives
Movie
4.7
as Brother Hopkins
April 8, 2007
The Naked Monster
Movie
4.3
as Hospital Orderly
April 22, 2005
Sapphire Girls
Movie
3.9
as Irish Priest
October 14, 2003
Love in the Cards
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2012
Kiss of a Rose
Movie
1.0
as Logan (archive footage)
April 2, 2023
Illicit Desires
Movie
4.8
as Hammer
April 3, 2018
It Was a Colossal Teenage Movie Machine: The AIP Story
Movie
10.0
as Himself
December 1, 2015
The 9th Wonder of the World: The Making of 'Gorgo'
Movie
7.0
as Self
March 19, 2013
Night Train to Nowhere: Ted Newsom on Bernard Gordon
Movie
as Himself
January 1, 2019
The Craven Cove Murders
Movie
6.0
as Risher
October 11, 2002
Shock Cinema: Volume Two
Movie
3.5
as Self
January 1, 1991
Deadly Tales
Movie
4.0
as 2nd DiCaprio Hitman
January 1, 1998
Spider Stravinsky: The Cinema Sounds of Ronald Stein
Movie
9.5
as Himself
October 17, 2007
A Passion to Kill
Movie
as Charles
January 1, 1999
Auteur on the Campus: Jack Arnold at Universal!
Movie
7.0
as Self
December 4, 2012
The Bloodiest Show on Earth: Making Vampire Circus
Movie
as Self
December 14, 2010
