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Home/People/Clay von Carlowitz
Clay von Carlowitz profile photo
Place of Birth
Ohio
Known For
Acting
Gender
Male

Career Highlights

16
Movies
1
TV Shows
1
Directed
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Clay von Carlowitz

Acting

Biography
Clay von Carlowitz is an actor and filmmaker based in NYC. A graduate of Kenyon College, he made his feature film debut as actor, writer and director in 'The House in the Woods,' before scoring the role of Eugene in Troma's 'Return to Nuke 'Em High.' He's since appeared in the satirical comedy play 'Ophelia' with Gotham Dance Theater, 'Danny and the Deep Blue Sea' at the Robert Moss Theater in the East Village, Kafka-themed web series 'Under InspeKtion,' Liam Regan's horror comedy 'My Bloody Banjo' and Michael Walker's meta-slasher 'Cut Shoot Kill.' Through his Abandoned House Productions banner (co-owned by wife Asta Paredes), he wrote, directed and acted in 'The Shadow Scarf' and co-produced Paredes' 'The Slightest Touch.' Lead roles in recent horror shorts 'Scorch' and 'They Never Left' won acclaim on the festival circuit, and soon he'll be acting in 'Eros Point,' a romantic arthouse horror short. He's currently developing a feature-length thriller from his own script.
Cannibal Mukbang poster

Cannibal Mukbang

as Maverick
2025
Occupy Cannes! poster

Occupy Cannes!

as Self
2025
Anton poster

Anton

as The Suit in Dreams
2025
Blackout poster

Blackout

as Clay
2023
Here Comes Your Man 2 poster

Here Comes Your Man 2

as Malcolm
2022
Eros Point poster

Eros Point

as Evan
2018
The Shadow Scarf poster

The Shadow Scarf

as Jeffrey
2018
They Never Left poster

They Never Left

as Darwin
2017
Cut Shoot Kill poster

Cut Shoot Kill

as Cheech
2017
Pig Pen poster

Pig Pen

as Yuppie
2017
Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High aka Vol. 2 poster

Return to... Return to Nuke 'Em High aka Vol. 2

as Eugene
2017
Mummy Cop That '70s Special poster

Mummy Cop That '70s Special

as Det. Johnnycake Van Dicksmith
2015
My Bloody Banjo poster

My Bloody Banjo

as Stiles Rembrandt
2015
Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 poster

Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

as Eugene
2013
Fantasm poster

Fantasm

as Self
2013
THEY NEVER LEFT poster

THEY NEVER LEFT

as Darwin
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