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Home/People/Noah Bastian
Noah Bastian profile photo
Born
Aug 26, 1979
Age 46
Place of Birth
San Jose, California, USA
Known For
Acting
Gender
Male

Career Highlights

5
Movies
2
TV Shows
IMDb Profile

Noah Bastian

Acting

The Adventures of Food Boy poster

The Adventures of Food Boy

as Garrett
2009
Ice Spiders poster

Ice Spiders

as Chad Brown
2007
Unaccompanied Minors poster

Unaccompanied Minors

as Jetsetter
2006
2gether poster

2gether

as Chad Linus
2000
Johnny Tsunami poster

Johnny Tsunami

as Aaron
1999