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Home/People/Art Metrano
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Born
Sep 22, 1936Died: Sep 8, 2021
Lived 84 years
Place of Birth
New York City, New York, USA
Known For
Acting
Gender
Male

Career Highlights

37
Movies
61
TV Shows
Also Known As
Arthur Metrano
Arthur M. Metrano
Harry Metrano
IMDb Profile

Art Metrano

Acting

Biography
Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people. Description above from the Wikipedia article Art Metrano, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Good Advice

as Homeless Man
2001
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How Stella Got Her Groove Back

as Dr. Steinberg
1998
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Murder in Mind

as Judge
1997
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Toys

as Guard at Desk
1992
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Strawberry Road

as Jill's father
1991
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Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers

as Vic
1989
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Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

as Agent 712
1989
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Police Academy 3: Back in Training

as Commandant Mauser
1986
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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

as Lieutenant Mauser
1985
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Malibu Express

as Matthew
1985
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Teachers

as Troy
1984
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Breathless

as Birnbaum
1983
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No Man's Valley

as Abe (voice)
1981
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History of the World: Part I

as Leonardo DaVinci - The Roman Empire
1981
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Going Ape!

as Joey
1981
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Cheaper to Keep Her

as Tony Turino
1981
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A Cry for Love

Cast
1980
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How to Beat the High Cost of Living

as Gas Station Attendant
1980
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Seven

as Kinsella
1979
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Human Feelings

as Cab Driver (uncredited)
1978