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Home/People/John Zarchen
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Born
May 3, 1961
Age 64
Known For
Acting
Gender
Male

Career Highlights

10
Movies
8
TV Shows
IMDb Profile

John Zarchen

Acting

Biography
John is of Russian descent and was raised on the east coast. He's a man of many talents, including juggling. His 1st TV gig was on Tales from the Darkside, where he played a Peter Pan-like character opposite veteran actor Dick Shawn. He also received rave reviews for his appearance in Master Harold and the Boys on stage in San Diego in 1986. IMDb Mini Biography By: Young, Scott
Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! poster

Dennis the Menace Strikes Again!

as Paramedic
1998
Airheads poster

Airheads

as Cop
1994
Kalifornia poster

Kalifornia

as Peter
1993
Intent to Kill poster

Intent to Kill

as Rapist Outside
1992
Oh No, Not Them poster

Oh No, Not Them

as Ty
1989
Heathers poster

Heathers

as Country Club Keith
1989
For Keeps poster

For Keeps

as Chris
1988
In the Mood poster

In the Mood

as Courtroom Heckler
1987
Under the Influence poster

Under the Influence

as Boy in Bar
1986
The Supernaturals poster

The Supernaturals

as Pvt. Julius Engel
1986