Paul Willson

as Bob Porter

as Smith

as 'Whistling' John Shaw

as Cook

as Mr. Detweiller (voice)

as Coach Kloogie / Mr. Detweiler (voice)

as Mr. Seeger

as Man in Ticket Line

as T. V. Commentator

as Mike Sweazy

as Improvisation Group

as Grimsdyke

as Ben Woods

as Abbey

as Beany

as Preacher

as Drunk (Solly's Diner)

as Winston Churchill

as Guerilla Theatre Troupe

as Danny

as Harry

as Tommy

as Various

Cast

as Beany

as Mr. Michaels

as Uncle Marty

as Officer Rodney

as Videographer

as Various

as Dr. Schroder

as Pete

as Walter Gibbs

as Drunk

as Bill

as Benny Finch

as John Kennel (voice)