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Arnold Schwartzenpecker | The Couch Critic
Born
February 15, 1963
Place of Birth
Washington, District of Columbia, USA
Known For
Acting
Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Movies
TV Shows
Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman
Movie
Cast
June 15, 2004
Brunette Bombshells
Movie
as (archive footage)
June 1, 2016
Teen Fantasy 3
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
December 5, 2017
1 Lucky Fuck 2
Movie
Cast
February 21, 2006
Young Pussy 5
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
July 30, 2019
It Takes a Whore
Movie
as (archive footage)
March 22, 2005
Cum Swallowing Whores 2
Movie
Cast
January 21, 2005
Gangbang Auditions 17
Movie
Cast
August 11, 2005
Gangbang Auditions 16
Movie
Cast
June 6, 2005
Barely Legal Boot Camp: New Recruits
Movie
Cast
July 20, 2009
Deep Throat This 40
Movie
Cast
May 30, 2008
Deep Throat This 17
Movie
Cast
February 4, 2004
Deep Throat This 18
Movie
Cast
March 18, 2004
Pornstar Superheroes
Movie
5.3
Cast
May 5, 2010
Manhandled 3
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
August 6, 2014
A Sperm Load A Day
Movie
8.0
Cast
January 11, 2007
Busty Waitresses
Movie
10.0
Cast
December 23, 2009
Asa Akira Is Insatiable
Movie
8.2
Cast
September 22, 2010
Take No Prisoners
Movie
8.5
Cast
January 31, 2005
The Gauntlet 3
Movie
Cast
February 4, 2008
She Is Half My Age
Movie
Cast
January 30, 2008
Spring Chickens 16
Movie
Cast
September 11, 2006
Aurora Snow vs Gauge
Movie
Cast
October 25, 2005
Down the Hatch 17
Movie
6.0
Cast
December 16, 2005
Hellcats 10
Movie
Cast
May 2, 2006
Cum Swallowing Whores 3
Movie
Cast
January 21, 2005
Cum Swallowing Whores 4
Movie
Cast
June 21, 2005
Cum Swallowing Whores 1
Movie
Cast
January 20, 2005
Cum Dumpsters 9
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
August 3, 2010
Prom Team
Movie
Cast
October 10, 2005
Baker's Dozen
Movie
Cast
January 20, 2004
Rumpman Forever
Movie
Cast
January 1, 1995
Tease Please Orgy
Movie
as (archive footage)
June 18, 2023
Slutty & Sluttier 6
Movie
Cast
March 31, 2008
Bangin' It Out
Movie
Cast
June 10, 2005
Bang City: Kelly's Anal Gang Bang
Movie
Cast
January 1, 1995
Filthy Office Sluts
Movie
as (archive footage)
August 21, 2014
Gangbang Bitches
Movie
Cast
April 26, 2005
5 Guy Cream Pie 10
Movie
Cast
April 13, 2004
Invasian!
Movie
9.0
Cast
May 5, 2004
Invasian! 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
April 14, 2008
Cum Drippers 9
Movie
8.0
Cast
January 30, 2007
Evil Anal 3
Movie
Cast
April 23, 2007
Gang Bang 3
Movie
Cast
August 23, 2004
5 Guy Cream Pie 7
Movie
Cast
October 7, 2003
10 Man Cum Slam 2
Movie
7.0
Cast
January 20, 2004
10 Man Cum Slam 5
Movie
Cast
July 6, 2004
10 Man Cum Slam 10
Movie
Cast
May 11, 2005
Kick Ass Chicks 44: Oriental Girls
Movie
as The 10 Men
August 8, 2007
Swallow My Pride 5
Movie
Cast
October 20, 2004
Trained Teens 3
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Baker's Dozen 3
Movie
Cast
April 20, 2004
Deep Throat This 16
Movie
8.0
Cast
January 21, 2004
Super Quick
Movie
Cast
March 1, 2001
Deep Throat This 22
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 23
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 25
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 26
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 29
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 14
Movie
Cast
October 9, 2003
Deep Throat This 15
Movie
7.0
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 30
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 19
Movie
Cast
April 1, 2004
Deep Throat This 33
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 20
Movie
Cast
May 30, 2004
Deep Throat This 35
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 38
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Deep Throat This 39
Movie
Cast
Release date unknown
Gobble the Goop 3
Movie
Cast
May 23, 2007
Please Cum Inside Me 20
Movie
6.0
as (archive footage)
September 29, 2005
Throat Gaggers 5
Movie
Cast
November 20, 2003
The Gangbang Girl 37
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2007
Sex Slaves 2
Movie
6.1
Cast
September 19, 2006
Sperm Receptacles 4
Movie
Cast
January 20, 2009
Sperm Receptacles
Movie
Cast
December 14, 2005
Max Faktor 16
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2005
Black Girls Who Crave White Cock 2
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
November 12, 2003
Invasian! 4
Movie
6.5
Cast
March 21, 2010
Gina Lynn's Dark Side
Movie
7.8
Cast
September 29, 2004
Glazed and Confused 5
Movie
Cast
June 17, 2005
Evil Anal 12
Movie
Cast
September 15, 2010
Facial Demolition
Movie
10.0
Cast
February 7, 2007
No Cum Dodging Allowed 8
Movie
8.0
Cast
November 21, 2007
The Greatest Cum Sluts Ever!
Movie
as (archive footage)
August 10, 2006
The Ultimate Asian Experience
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
July 17, 2013
Fuck My Tits 3
Movie
8.2
Cast
February 20, 2008
Massive Facials 2
Movie
9.0
Cast
July 15, 2010
Flesh Hunter 7
Movie
10.0
Cast
August 25, 2004
Flesh Hunter 5
Movie
Cast
August 8, 2003
Flesh Hunter 8
Movie
Cast
February 28, 2005
Flesh Hunter 10
Movie
Cast
November 5, 2007
Lewd Conduct 17
Movie
Cast
October 29, 2003
No Cum Dodging Allowed 4
Movie
8.0
Cast
December 21, 2004
Feeding Frenzy 4
Movie
Cast
May 10, 2004
Feeding Frenzy 10
Movie
6.0
Cast
May 29, 2009
Gang Bang 5
Movie
9.3
Cast
November 21, 2006
Feeding Frenzy 6
Movie
5.0
Cast
January 10, 2005
A Good Source of Iron 5
Movie
7.0
Cast
June 8, 2005
Glazed and Confused 6
Movie
Cast
December 21, 2005
G for Gianna
Movie
Cast
January 12, 2007
Feeding Frenzy 3
Movie
Cast
October 14, 2003
Flower's Squirt Shower 3
Movie
Cast
April 18, 2006
Gangbang Auditions 19
Movie
6.0
Cast
March 21, 2006
A Good Source of Iron 3
Movie
Cast
October 1, 2004
Mouth 2 Mouth
Movie
Cast
January 20, 2005
Mouth 2 Mouth 3
Movie
Cast
August 4, 2005
Teenage Spermaholics 4
Movie
7.5
Cast
August 16, 2005
Juggies 3
Movie
Cast
August 26, 2005
Throat Gaggers 13
Movie
Cast
December 19, 2007
Hellcats 11
Movie
7.0
Cast
July 20, 2006
Cum on My Tattoo 2
Movie
Cast
September 7, 2006
Fill 'er Up 2
Movie
Cast
December 27, 2005
A Good Source of Iron
Movie
Cast
November 25, 2003
10 Man Cum Slam 14
Movie
Cast
January 11, 2006
Jerk Off Material 5
Movie
Cast
July 15, 2010
The Gauntlet
Movie
Cast
February 15, 2006
Load Warriors
Movie
9.5
as (archive footage)
July 25, 2008
Gang Bang My Face
Movie
Cast
November 20, 2006
No Cum Dodging Allowed 5
Movie
6.0
Cast
June 1, 2005
Face Fucking, Inc.
Movie
8.0
Cast
January 5, 2007
No Cum Dodging Allowed 7
Movie
4.5
Cast
November 29, 2006
Weapons of Ass Destruction 6
Movie
8.0
Cast
September 30, 2008
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Movie
8.0
Cast
October 30, 2002
Mouth 2 Mouth 4
Movie
Cast
October 26, 2005
Heavy Handfuls 4
Movie
Cast
May 17, 2004
Praise the Load 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
May 19, 2009
The Gangbang Girl 35
Movie
5.0
Cast
February 16, 2004
The Greatest Squirters Ever!
Movie
as (archive footage)
June 22, 2006
Asian Fucking Nation 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
February 3, 2009
Jenna Haze Dark Side
Movie
9.2
Cast
April 4, 2006
After School Special
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
March 1, 2010
She's the Boss!
Movie
Cast
July 29, 2009
The Ultimate Granny Gang Bang
Movie
Cast
March 29, 2000
Gangbang Auditions 21
Movie
7.0
Cast
September 26, 2006
Feeding Frenzy
Movie
9.5
Cast
June 21, 2002
Where's the Cum? 2
Movie
Cast
August 2, 2005
Photographic Mammaries 5
Movie
Cast
February 1, 2006
Kristina Rose is Slutwoman
Movie
9.0
Cast
October 3, 2009
Kristina Rose Dirty Girl
Movie
Cast
November 18, 2008
Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
May 28, 2012
Breast Worship 4
Movie
7.0
Cast
February 20, 2012
Face Fucking, Inc. 2
Movie
Cast
July 6, 2007
Face Fucking, Inc. 7
Movie
Cast
November 4, 2009
Ass Worship 6
Movie
10.0
Cast
October 29, 2004
Brianna Love Is Buttwoman
Movie
7.5
Cast
September 21, 2007
Massive Facials 4
Movie
8.0
Cast
November 29, 2011
Massive Facials 5
Movie
8.0
Cast
July 10, 2012
Massive Facials
Movie
8.0
Cast
June 24, 2008
1 Lucky Fuck
Movie
Cast
October 13, 2005
The Gangbang Girl 36
Movie
8.0
Cast
November 7, 2005
Super Cougar Gina Lynn
Movie
8.5
Cast
February 6, 2012
Semen Demons 2
Movie
8.0
Cast
February 21, 2005
Semen Demons
Movie
7.0
Cast
August 10, 2004
Deep Throat This 36
Movie
Cast
June 12, 2007
Hellcats 12
Movie
Cast
December 4, 2006
Oral Consumption 7
Movie
Cast
March 14, 2005
Chocolate Frosted Faces
Movie
Cast
July 2, 2007
Sperm Receptacles 2
Movie
7.0
Cast
December 24, 2006
In The Days Of Whore
Movie
7.5
Cast
September 11, 2000
Sperm Splattered 2
Movie
Cast
July 25, 2006
No Swallowing Allowed 4
Movie
8.0
Cast
March 16, 2005
Cum Bang 4
Movie
8.0
Cast
August 12, 2010
Throat Gaggers 11
Movie
Cast
August 9, 2006
Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2
Movie
9.0
Cast
May 9, 2003
Down the Hatch 15
Movie
7.0
Cast
May 11, 2005
Teenage Spermaholics 3
Movie
8.5
Cast
February 22, 2005
Teenage Spermaholics 6
Movie
8.0
Cast
April 23, 2009
Teenage Spermaholics 5
Movie
8.0
Cast
July 17, 2006
Rebeca Linares Raw
Movie
Cast
May 13, 2008
Perfect Specimens 2
Movie
8.0
Cast
November 29, 2004
Gangbang Auditions 18
Movie
7.0
Cast
December 7, 2005
Wet Food
Movie
Cast
May 9, 2007
Orgy Sex Parties 3
Movie
Cast
February 12, 2008
No Cum Dodging Allowed 10
Movie
Cast
December 8, 2008
No Cum Dodging Allowed 9
Movie
7.0
Cast
July 21, 2008
10 Man Cum Slam 3
Movie
Cast
March 17, 2004
Weapons Of Ass Destruction 3
Movie
9.0
Cast
June 28, 2004
25 Sexiest Boobs Ever!
Movie
as (archive footage)
April 3, 2012
Cum Rain Cum Shine
Movie
Cast
September 29, 2004
This Ain't Intervention XXX
Movie
Cast
February 20, 2010
Own My Ass
Movie
8.0
Cast
October 26, 2006
5 Guy Cream Pie 8
Movie
Cast
March 23, 2004
5 Guy Cream Pie 9
Movie
Cast
February 17, 2004
5 Guy Cream Pie 11
Movie
10.0
Cast
June 8, 2004
Naomi... There's Only One
Movie
8.0
Cast
March 1, 2006
Feeding Frenzy 7
Movie
Cast
June 13, 2005
Feeding Frenzy 5
Movie
Cast
September 17, 2004
Feeding Frenzy 9
Movie
Cast
August 15, 2007
Feeding Frenzy 11
Movie
Cast
March 25, 2013
Feeding Frenzy 8
Movie
Cast
July 31, 2006
Feeding Frenzy 2
Movie
Cast
February 26, 2003
Down the Hatch 18
Movie
Cast
June 1, 2006
Cumshot Eruptions
Movie
as (archive footage)
February 2, 2013
Spring Chickens 9
Movie
Cast
October 21, 2004
Terrors from the Clit 2
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2000
Gang Bang Anals
Movie
Cast
March 30, 2004
Shanghai Poon
Movie
Cast
October 7, 2003
Insatiable Voyage
Movie
Cast
February 16, 2009
She Is Half My Age 3
Movie
Cast
September 27, 2011
Swallow My Pride
Movie
Cast
December 2, 2011
She Is Half My Age 9
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2009
Sperm Overload
Movie
as (archive footage)
June 11, 2007
She Is Half My Age 13
Movie
Cast
October 3, 2010
A Load In Every Hole 7
Movie
Cast
January 9, 2004
Sperm Receptacles 3
Movie
Cast
February 6, 2008
Titty Town 2
Movie
Cast
January 1, 1995
Flower's Squirt Shower
Movie
Cast
June 22, 2005
Naturally Stacked 2
Movie
Cast
April 1, 2006
Racial Tension 2
Movie
7.0
Cast
April 21, 2007
Glory Hole
Movie
Cast
November 28, 2007
Joey Silvera's Service Animals 11
Movie
Cast
November 7, 2002
