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Home/People/Crystal Rivers
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Born
May 11, 1983
Age 42
Place of Birth
Olympia, Washington, USA
Known For
Acting
Gender
Female

Career Highlights

9
Movies
3
TV Shows
IMDb Profile

Crystal Rivers

Acting

Roving Woman poster

Roving Woman

as Crissie
2022
The Thing Before the Thing poster

The Thing Before the Thing

as Zoe
2020
I Was a Teenage Suicide poster

I Was a Teenage Suicide

as Jennifer
2012
Miami Magma poster

Miami Magma

as Annie
2011
April poster

April

as Rachel McGee
2010
Kid Icarus poster

Kid Icarus

as Crystal
2008
Phat Girlz poster

Phat Girlz

as Drink Stand Worker
2006
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events poster

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

as Bohemian #1 (uncredited)
2004
Reunion poster

Reunion

Cast
TBA