Michael Gaglio

as Chief Engineer Daniels

as Butler

as Amir

as Sheriff Bates

Cast

as Judge Parker

as Millard 'Duck' Davis

as Mike

as Benny

as Goat Farmer

as Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)

as Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)

as Danvers

as Captain Smalls

as The Bartender

as Bartender

as Griswald

as Bar Patron

as Mr. Richards

as Dr. Steven

as Jones

as Sidewalk Santa

as Jim

as Bartender

as Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)

as Bartender

as Mark

as Hartford

as Bar Patron

as Grismer

as Mr. Turnbull

as Phinnias

as Bill

as Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)

as Custodian 1

as Charity Santa

as Grabowski

as Professor Roger Franklin

as Santa

as Johnson

as Bartender

as Steve

as Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)

as Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)

as T-Bird Owner

as Danvers (archive footage)

as Inspector Hinds

Cast

as Carmichael

as Mike (archive footage)

as Bartender

as Tony

as Herbert

as General Randall

as John in Bar

as Balthasar

as Grabowski (archive footage)

as Clancey

as David

as Mike

as Otis

as Deputy Miller

as Adam

as First Producer

as Bill Buxley

as Captain Dern

as SGT Ben Peterson