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Ralph Long | The Couch Critic
Born
January 2, 1980
Place of Birth
Baltimore, Maryland
Known For
Acting
Ralph Long
Movies
TV Shows
As Director
Summer Lake Massacre
Movie
Cast
February 2, 2018
Hometown Girls 2
Movie
Cast
January 11, 2010
Surreal Sex
Movie
Cast
October 19, 2010
Cheap Trixxx
Movie
as Club Manager
November 2, 2011
Sex & the City: The Original XXX Parody
Movie
6.6
as Harry
August 31, 2010
Big Tits on the Beach
Movie
Cast
August 22, 2012
Bored Housewives 5
Movie
as (archive footage)
January 23, 2014
The Wedding Day
Movie
5.0
Cast
March 15, 2010
I Know That Girl 4
Movie
Cast
September 19, 2011
Seasoned Players 17
Movie
Cast
September 25, 2012
The Engagement Party
Movie
8.0
as party friend #2
July 26, 2010
Monster Meat 15
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2006
Keepin' It Fresh 4
Movie
Cast
June 5, 2008
30 Rock: A XXX Parody
Movie
5.0
as Peter
September 25, 2009
Spin! Suck & Fuck 1
Movie
Cast
December 7, 2012
Spin! Suck & Fuck 3
Movie
Cast
February 22, 2013
Spin! Suck & Fuck 5
Movie
Cast
April 22, 2013
Spin! Suck & Fuck 4
Movie
Cast
March 29, 2013
Spin! Suck & Fuck 7
Movie
Cast
July 12, 2013
The Animal
Movie
7.0
Cast
December 19, 2007
18 With Proof! 5
Movie
Cast
March 5, 2010
Britney Pierce: Oops!... I Fucked Him Again
Movie
Cast
February 26, 2010
'70s Show: A XXX Parody
Movie
6.0
as Hyde
September 22, 2009
Reno 911: A XXX Parody
Movie
8.8
as Garcia
May 10, 2010
After School Special
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
March 1, 2010
Tender Young Tits
Movie
Cast
October 7, 2010
Schoolgirls Rock
Movie
Cast
November 11, 2013
It's Okay! She's My Mother in Law 5
Movie
Cast
November 15, 2010
It's Okay! She's My Mother in Law 4
Movie
Cast
July 6, 2010
This Ain't Cougar Town XXX
Movie
6.0
Cast
February 8, 2011
Cougars in Heat 5
Movie
8.8
Cast
July 1, 2011
Fresh Outta High School 18
Movie
7.0
Cast
August 7, 2009
Innocent Cuties
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
February 6, 2013
2 Dicks in a Chick
Movie
as (archive footage)
March 23, 2018
Bang Bang Bang
Movie
Cast
December 8, 2009
Creamed Teens
Movie
Cast
April 30, 2013
Cum Inside Me, White Boy
Movie
Cast
September 24, 2009
American Dad XXX Parody
Movie
6.7
as Schmuley 'Snot' Lonstein
September 13, 2011
The Gauntlet 3
Movie
Cast
February 4, 2008
A Day With A Future Pornstar
Movie
Cast
November 23, 2015
Titterific 11
Movie
Cast
July 12, 2011
Fuck me Please 3
Movie
Cast
April 9, 2018
Saturday Night Live XXX: A Hardcore Parody
Movie
Cast
March 27, 2012
Family Secrets
Movie
Cast
April 17, 2018
Monster Meat 16
Movie
as (archive footage)
April 16, 2009
Wife Switch 14
Movie
Cast
November 30, 2011
Asian Fever: Big Titty Thai Girls
Movie
6.0
Cast
January 1, 2012
Spring Break, Tits, Ass and Fun!
Movie
Cast
February 28, 2017
Unplanned Orgies 21
Movie
6.0
Cast
October 27, 2014
The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody
Movie
8.0
as Cobra Kai
January 2, 2013
Plumper Perfection
Movie
Cast
April 11, 2017
Cougars in Heat 4
Movie
Cast
August 27, 2010
Hairy
Movie
Cast
January 11, 2019
Senoritas 2
Movie
Cast
April 12, 2019
The Incredible Hulk XXX：A Porn Parody
Movie
4.0
as Cop
June 10, 2011
Pure Bush 4
Movie
Cast
September 27, 2016
Raw Talent
Movie
Cast
June 5, 2014
Fur Patch 2
Movie
Cast
June 26, 2018
Cheerleader Tryouts!
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
July 6, 2018
Teenstravaganza! 10
Movie
Cast
September 16, 2011
I Love Sadie
Movie
Cast
October 12, 2009
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Movie
7.7
as Male Vanessa Rampling
April 29, 2014
Six In Me #2
Movie
Cast
November 15, 2012
Paint
Movie
Cast
March 31, 2013
Racked
Movie
Cast
May 16, 2018
Teen Trouble
Movie
Cast
April 6, 2011
Raw Talent 3
Movie
Cast
April 29, 2015
Office Sexxx
Movie
Cast
January 31, 2011
10 Man Milf Cum Slam
Movie
6.8
Cast
January 1, 2007
Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody
Movie
4.9
as gerbil man
February 5, 2013
Swinger Sex Soiree
Movie
Cast
August 12, 2015
The Big Anal Jackoff
Movie
Cast
July 8, 2014
Teen Dreams 16
Movie
Cast
November 23, 2009
Cum Swappers
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
August 17, 2013
Hills Have Thighs
Movie
Cast
February 26, 2016
Asian Boobs
Movie
Cast
December 20, 2010
Cute Little Titties
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
July 23, 2012
S.W.A.T: Sex with a Teenager 5
Movie
Cast
September 29, 2009
Getting All A's 5
Movie
Cast
February 9, 2009
My Ghetto Stepmom
Movie
Cast
August 14, 2015
CFNM Secret
Movie
Cast
September 28, 2009
Couples Bang The Babysitter 4
Movie
Cast
January 1, 2011
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
Movie
7.2
as Andrew Barsons
September 30, 2009
Big Tits in Corsets
Movie
7.0
Cast
March 26, 2012
Ashlynn & Friends 8
Movie
10.0
Cast
April 30, 2009
Hair Pie
Movie
6.0
Cast
April 29, 2015
Club Brandy
Movie
7.0
Cast
August 13, 2009
Angelina Castro: Cuba's #1 Sexport
Movie
6.0
Cast
March 16, 2016
This Can't Be Deadpool XXX+X
Movie
6.4
as Deadpool
September 15, 2015
Gag Factor 33
Movie
Cast
August 1, 2011
Hustler's All New Beaver Hunt
Movie
Cast
December 7, 2009
Hustler's All New Beaver Hunt 6
Movie
Cast
September 30, 2013
Hot Teen Next Door 25
Movie
Cast
December 1, 2015
Big Boob Orgy
Movie
10.0
Cast
January 22, 2008
Gag Factor 29
Movie
Cast
March 23, 2009
Barely Legal 3D
Movie
Cast
September 18, 2012
Thick and Juicy 2
Movie
6.0
Cast
May 14, 2015
Foursomes or Moresomes 6
Movie
6.0
Cast
September 16, 2015
Baby Face
Movie
as Ralph Long
Release date unknown
Scrubs: A XXX Parody
Movie
6.7
as Janitor
May 27, 2009
Kick Azz: A Hardcore Comixxx Parody
Movie
7.0
as Ralph / Kick Azz / Jamaican Viewer
December 26, 2011
The Big Tit Jack Off
Movie
Cast
June 26, 2012
Cute And Curvy
Movie
Cast
October 15, 2012
This Ain't Saved by the Bell XXX
Movie
7.2
as Screech
October 7, 2009
Massive Facials 2
Movie
9.0
Cast
July 15, 2010
Barb Wire XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Movie
5.0
as Mercenary
March 12, 2013
Ashlynn Brooke's All-Star Sluts
Movie
Cast
November 16, 2009
Cameltoe Workout 3
Movie
Cast
May 12, 2009
Teacher's Got a Tight Pussy
Movie
Cast
September 1, 2009
Natural Jumbo Juggs 9
Movie
as (archive footage)
June 12, 2017
Euro Trip 5
Movie
Cast
August 27, 2015
Space Sex 2
Movie
Cast
January 29, 2016
Cheer Girls
Movie
as (archive footage)
February 19, 2015
MILFs Like It Big 8
Movie
7.5
Cast
December 9, 2010
Fuck My Mom & Me 8
Movie
Cast
June 15, 2009
Fuck My Mom & Me 10
Movie
8.5
Cast
November 16, 2009
Fuck My Mom & Me 12
Movie
5.0
Cast
April 26, 2010
Wonder Woman XXX: A Hardcore Parody
Movie
4.8
as Major Stevens
December 8, 2010
Hot & Dirty Group Sex
Movie
1.0
Cast
June 16, 2014
Pure Bush
Movie
7.0
Cast
September 16, 2015
Don't Fuck My Daughter 2
Movie
1.0
Cast
June 4, 2018
Neighbor Affair 10
Movie
7.0
Cast
March 16, 2011
Grindhouse XXX: A Double Feature
Movie
7.0
Cast
September 19, 2011
Pee-Wee's XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody
Movie
3.5
as Cop
February 27, 2012
Big Titty MILF Shake 4
Movie
Cast
April 21, 2011
I Have a Wife 12
Movie
Cast
April 14, 2011
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 7
Movie
Cast
April 1, 2011
Seduced by a Cougar 16
Movie
Cast
February 16, 2011
Deviant Step Sister Massages 3
Movie
Cast
December 15, 2015
The Biggest Boobs
Movie
1.0
as (archive footage)
September 30, 2013
Demon Lust
Movie
Cast
April 3, 2015
Naughty College School Girls 50
Movie
8.0
Cast
September 18, 2008
Chyna Is Queen of the Ring
Movie
6.0
as Doink The Clown
September 17, 2012
Red on the Head Fire in the Bed 4
Movie
8.5
Cast
December 1, 2014
Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories
Movie
6.5
Cast
September 15, 2009
MILFs Like It Big 4
Movie
9.5
Cast
June 25, 2009
Barely Legal 120
Movie
6.0
Cast
August 3, 2011
Schoolgirl POV 7
Movie
7.0
Cast
July 20, 2009
My XXX Secretary 3
Movie
Cast
August 27, 2009
Not Animal House XXX
Movie
5.0
Cast
October 8, 2012
Schoolgirl POV 4
Movie
8.5
Cast
December 30, 2008
Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody
Movie
4.0
as Poindexter
April 26, 2011
Big League Squirters 6
Movie
Cast
October 8, 2012
Big Tit Vacation 2
Movie
Cast
April 27, 2017
Young Sex Freaks 3
Movie
Cast
June 26, 2017
Senoritas
Movie
5.0
Cast
March 22, 2018
Happy Ending Handjobs 5
Movie
Cast
December 21, 2012
Barely Legal 126
Movie
Cast
January 24, 2012
Baby Got Boobs
Movie
Cast
August 20, 2009
Pure Bush 3
Movie
Cast
July 14, 2016
Load Warriors
Movie
9.5
as (archive footage)
July 25, 2008
Massive Facials 7
Movie
8.0
Cast
October 19, 2015
Boffing the Babysitter 3
Movie
Cast
November 2, 2009
My Sister Swallows
Movie
7.0
Cast
January 6, 2016
Anal Dreams
Movie
as (archive footage)
March 26, 2018
Barely Legal 119
Movie
Cast
June 28, 2011
Homecoming
Movie
Cast
June 28, 2013
Swipe Right
Movie
Cast
August 1, 2017
Sexy Senoritas 6: Mama's Got Some Love
Movie
Cast
August 15, 2011
Fuck My Mom & Me 14
Movie
7.0
Cast
October 15, 2010
Couples Seek Third 4
Movie
7.0
Cast
May 17, 2016
Monster Cock for Her Little Box 7
Movie
Cast
March 21, 2016
I Bang Teens
Movie
Cast
November 4, 2013
Do the Splits on My Big Cock 2
Movie
Cast
April 1, 2013
Duke Fuckem
Movie
9.0
Cast
January 11, 2012
Naughty College School Girls 53
Movie
Cast
February 19, 2009
My Wife's Hot Friend 40
Movie
8.0
Cast
August 13, 2018
Unplanned Orgies 14
Movie
Cast
February 7, 2013
Magical Feet 14
Movie
Cast
November 8, 2011
Titterific 8
Movie
Cast
April 29, 2011
Sexy Senoritas 5: Wingman Edition
Movie
Cast
May 5, 2011
Sexy Senoritas 3: Hot Miami Ass
Movie
Cast
January 18, 2011
South Beach Latina Rampage
Movie
Cast
October 31, 2011
Luscious Latinas
Movie
as (archive footage)
March 19, 2013
Big Tits at School 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
July 30, 2008
The Office: A XXX Parody
Movie
4.8
Cast
March 9, 2009
Kristina Rose Dirty Girl
Movie
Cast
November 18, 2008
Asa Akira Is Insatiable 3
Movie
7.0
Cast
May 28, 2012
Gloryhole Confessions 4
Movie
Cast
August 6, 2010
The MILF Chronicles
Movie
Cast
May 10, 2007
Deep Tushy Massage 3
Movie
Cast
February 14, 2012
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan
Movie
8.5
Cast
July 29, 2009
Massive Facials
Movie
8.0
Cast
June 24, 2008
Massive Facials 3
Movie
Cast
March 22, 2011
Road Trip - Fucking French Girls
Movie
Cast
March 4, 2009
Titterific 10
Movie
Cast
June 23, 2011
Euro Trip 6
Movie
Cast
September 16, 2015
Euro Trip 4
Movie
Cast
June 26, 2015
University Gang Bang 15
Movie
7.0
Cast
February 3, 2014
Big Bodacious Knockers 8
Movie
Cast
June 25, 2012
Sexy Senoritas 2
Movie
Cast
November 10, 2010
Jon & Kate Fuck Eight
Movie
4.0
as Kate's Crew Member
September 14, 2009
Menage A Trois Madness 2
Movie
8.5
Cast
June 26, 2016
Torrid Threesomes
Movie
8.0
Cast
August 19, 2015
Couples Bang the Babysitter 10
Movie
7.0
Cast
March 26, 2014
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 5
Movie
10.0
Cast
July 30, 2010
Entourage: A XXX Parody
Movie
5.8
as Mr. Moustache (nonsex)
October 19, 2009
Spin! Suck & Fuck 10
Movie
6.0
Cast
November 28, 2013
Spin! Suck & Fuck 12
Movie
6.0
Cast
May 22, 2014
Girlvert 18
Movie
Cast
October 7, 2009
Moms Pimp Their Daughters 3
Movie
Cast
August 26, 2011
Pretty and Petite
Movie
Cast
March 27, 2014
Big Beautiful Tits
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
January 3, 2018
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 6
Movie
Cast
December 1, 2010
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 12
Movie
Cast
August 6, 2013
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 9
Movie
Cast
February 21, 2012
Your Mom Tossed My Salad 15
Movie
Cast
February 10, 2015
Bossy MILFs 3
Movie
Cast
December 10, 2010
University Gang Bang 2
Movie
Cast
July 28, 2009
Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties 2
Movie
Cast
July 17, 2012
Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody
Movie
7.7
as Police Officer
February 7, 2011
Big Butt Girls Club 2
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
December 28, 2015
WKRP In Cincinnati: A XXX Parody
Movie
5.0
Cast
November 9, 2009
August Ames and Friends
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
August 18, 2014
Horny College Schoolgirls
Movie
as (archive footage)
January 14, 2013
A Young Girl's Desires 2
Movie
7.0
as (archive footage)
May 27, 2011
Titterific 4
Movie
Cast
September 15, 2010
This Ain't Cheaters XXX
Movie
Cast
March 16, 2010
Unplanned Orgies 24
Movie
7.0
Cast
August 5, 2015
I Love Young Girls 7
Movie
8.0
as (archive footage)
February 11, 2013
Cutie Pies 4
Movie
as (archive footage)
May 13, 2013
Teen Fuckers 2
Movie
Cast
September 25, 2024
Group Sex Fest
Movie
Cast
October 8, 2015
The MILF Experience 2: Ava Devine
Movie
as (archive footage)
September 3, 2024
Anal Odyssey
Movie
Cast
August 20, 2019
Teens in Tight Jeans 4
Movie
Cast
January 27, 2009
Mommy Stole My Boyfriend 4
Movie
Cast
December 19, 2023
Mother-Son Secrets IV
Movie
Cast
April 5, 2014
Surreal Sex 2
Movie
as Ralph Long
February 14, 2011
Teases & Pleases 2
Movie
Cast
October 20, 2011
Asian Persuasion 6
Movie
Cast
February 6, 2015
Unplanned Orgies 22
Movie
Cast
March 4, 2015
Hot Sexy Plumpers 48
Movie
Cast
February 8, 2017
Fluffers 15
Movie
Cast
August 11, 2015
