Jed Rowen

as Slate Guy

as Manx

as Deke

as Homeless Man

as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

as Angelo

as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers

as Det. Ray Garton

as Max Assassin

as The Mastermind

as Dee

as Pretty Boy

as Pretty Boy

as PFC Henning

as Agent Ralph Mahoney

as Dr. Lanyon

as Caller

as Thug #2

as Stranger

as Photographer

as Bald Thug

as Trace McNeil

as Sluggo

as Logos

as Jed Turner

as Freddy Palmer

as Pvt. Phillips

as Louie

as Dr. Izar

as Gordon

Cast

as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh

as Burke

as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

as Daisy

as Daisy

as Dickie Crookerds

as Dave

as Monster 1

as Smiley

as Judge Carlyle

as Museum Curator

as Self

as Wang Hung Lo

as Julio

as Professor Blaisdale

as Cabbie

as Stork

as Si

as Zombie

as Ronald

as Mike

as Sheriff Winston (voice)

Cast

as J.J.

as Harry

as Inbred Jed

as Elliot Benson

as Mad Rapper

as Brimstone

as Paul

as Nikolas

as Party Guest

as American Jed

as Inbred Jed

as Nightmare Agent

as Alien Boss (voice)

as Bert

as Narrator (voice)

as Futuristic Driller