Jed Rowen

as Slate Guy

as Det. Ray Garton

as Manx

as Dee

as Pretty Boy

as Smiley

as The Mastermind

as J.J.

as Pretty Boy

as Angelo

as Sergeant Pollard Rodgers

as Homeless Man

as Deke

as Daisy

as Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

as Thug #2

as Gen. Smedley Pittsburgh

as Jed Turner

as Mad Rapper

as Logos

as Louie

as Museum Curator

as Judge Carlyle

as PFC Henning

as Trace McNeil

Cast

as Caller

as Agent Ralph Mahoney

as Photographer

as Inbred Jed

as Stranger

as Dr. Izar

as Dave

as Dr. Lanyon

as Max Assassin

as Pvt. Phillips

as Stork

as Ronald

as Pvt. Parts / Harold The Babyboomer Asshole / Johnny Florida / Agent Santori / Cleetus / Mickey Crowbar / Anonymous Worker / Doctor Harry Samuels Beard M.D. / Homeless Joe

as Party Guest

as Paul

as Mike

as Julio

as Harry

as Self

as Si

as Daisy

as Sluggo

as Zombie

as Freddy Palmer

Cast

as Gordon

as Bald Thug

as Dickie Crookerds

as Burke

as Brimstone

as Monster 1

as Wang Hung Lo

as Bert

as Sheriff Winston (voice)

as Alien Boss (voice)

as Professor Blaisdale

as Inbred Jed

as Nikolas

as Futuristic Driller

as Cabbie

as Nightmare Agent

as American Jed

as Elliot Benson

as Narrator (voice)