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A plant broke their biggest rule: “never talk to humans.”
Dec 2027
Diana has a vendetta against dating. When led to a surprise blind date by her boy-mad best friend, Solana, she gets blindsided by an accidental love arrow—courtesy of a burned-out Cupid and a date with an agenda.
Aug 2026
In 1999, a series of grisly, religiously inspired killings struck the country repeating every five years, now in the present day (2024) the story follows two detectives who are trying to solve the biggest serial killer case the UK has ever seen!
Jul 2026
A young, Juilliard-trained violist is still living at home with her parents in the heart of NYC, while trying to make a living playing gigs with her friends in the homes of strangers.
Sep 2026
A remake of the film 50 First Dates (2004)
Ashley's homecoming from abroad takes an emotional turn when a wedding next door stirs memories of her first love, Justin.
An education in the faith.
Jan 2027
Between the end of one session and the start of the next, the collective desire to bring a film club to life collides with the ghosts of precariousness and the decay of cultural spaces.
Dec 2026
Four students are stuck in a detention room with no teacher and a door that won’t open. At first it’s just annoying, but as time goes on they start to panic and try increasingly stupid ways to get out, and things slowly spiral out of control.
Ruby and Silver travel to Liverpool to discover an old friend has been released from prison to assist them in uncovering a new murder plot.
During a trip to Brazil in 2022, Augusto (15), an introspective and dreamy young man, becomes enchanted by Antônio (16), a magnetic and unpredictable boy from Belém. Amid the heat of the World Cup and the waters reflecting a fleeting encounter, a fragile connection is born, stretching across distance when Augusto returns to Italy, turning desire into obsession. While Augusto loses himself in idealizations and the emptiness of delayed responses, Antônio continues his life between parties, friends, and fleeting loves. What begins as a promising romance crumbles under the weight of time, silence, and the things that were never said. As the years pass, Augusto is forced to face an inevitable truth: some loves do not belong to the future, they exist only in memory. An intimate and visceral portrait of love, loss, and growth, Anchorless delves into the fragility of first feelings and the pain of learning that not every story is destined to last.
Based on the folklore about the 7 warriors and the mystery of the tomb of Emperor Dinh.
Sophie joins a prestigious tennis academy, where the brutality of competitive sports is taken to its extreme and only the hungriest survive.
Oct 2026
Feb 2027
One woman's journey of self-discovery and coming to terms with her husband's sexuality. That woman? Mrs. Claus.
Dec 2028
During wartime, a young Israeli woman living in Jerusalem embarks on a surreal journey in which she is forced to confront violence, responsibility, denial, and her own complicity within a violent reality she is part of. Paper cutouts, oil pastel paintings and street photography are woven together in a surreal mixed-media animated film, walking a line between dream and waking, reflecting the distorted reality of a never-ending cycle of war and death.
Jan 2028
Fool is back in Milwaukee with a new crew and a fresh new hustle, but their biggest score turns into their worst mistake.
At the Giza Pyramids, 14-year-old Saeed and his mother Ekram face the fate of their dying camel, Khufu.