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Adaptation of the novel by Rosa Montero and Olivier Truc about a woman with no memory, a police inspector expert in human trafficking and a French agent who will unravel the investigation with her. It's nighttime and a guard is on his rounds at the port of Barcelona when his German shepherd stops in his tracks to desperately sniff a container. On arrival, the mossos find an unconscious and dehydrated woman inside. She has a gash on her temple, burns on her face and body, and she doesn't remember who she is or what her mother tongue is, but she is alive. While she is recovering at the Hospital Clínic, a man tries to kill her.
Jun 2026
The Battle of Passchendaele, 1917. For three years the great war has been waging, and the two armies find themselves entrenched along the four-hundred-mile Western Front. At the start of a pivotal allied offensive to break the stalemate, the nine-man crew of a British MKIV Tank set out to destroy a series of heavily defended German bunkers.
Dasha and Sasha are happy newlyweds. A honeymoon and a parachute jump over the foothills of Mount Elbrus should be the beginning of their new life. But fate makes its own adjustments. The pilot turns out to be Artyom, Dasha's ex, whom she didn't even want to remember. When the plane crashes, the three of them have to jump without preparation. The slings get tangled. They miraculously stay alive — but find themselves suspended over a mountain precipice in the midst of raging forest fires. Dasha finds herself between two men, with each of whom her life is connected. One is the present. The other is the unhealed past.
May 2026
Six contestants compete in a high-stakes live TV quiz show to solve a complex "closed-circle" murder mystery for a 10 billion yen jackpot.
Four young people from Berlin decide to spend their summer in Portugal. They throw away their smart phones, open up their relationships and try to free themselves from any social norms. But just as their utopia comes true, a devastating forest fire breaks out around them.
After stumbling upon 100m yen at work, Kanji finds himself involved in a battle royal for the money. Based on the novel by Keisuke Sone
Sep 2026
With fairy-tale inhabitants, everything is the same as with people - when a marriage breaks up, Resentment remains... That is the name of the daughter of the powerful magicians Bolotnitsa and Chernogor, who divorced but continue to share power over the child. On the day of Resentment's coming of age, it turns out that she is deprived of the magical power that was supposed to be inherited from her parents. To fix the situation, Resentment urgently needs to find a groom in the human world, have a wedding and sacrifice the person - turn him into a tree... Together with Resentment, her mysterious friend, Chudo Yudo, goes to the human world. He can transform into anyone: a bird, an animal, and even a handsome prince.
Oct 2026
The film tells the story of Wan Tongshu's artistic life in rescuing and preserving the Uyghur Twelve Muqam. It showcases the historical truth of how the Communist Party of China and the Chinese government have attached great importance to cultural endeavors in ethnic minority regions, vigorously carried out the rescue of traditional culture in those areas, and achieved great merits in striving to strengthen the sense of community for the Chinese nation.
Apr 2026
A friend who goes missing in an abandoned amusement park sets the friendship of a group of teenagers to a challenge as they encounter conflict and secrets along the way.
Adaptation from the novel of the same name by Keigo Higashino.
Feb 2027
After cracking his formula for unlimited energy, Cal, a lonely genius unknowingly agrees to a date with an Alien who's true motives lies in obtaining his formula before it can be used to wreak havoc amongst the Stars
One woman's journey of self-discovery and coming to terms with her husband's sexuality. That woman? Mrs. Claus.
Dec 2028
The love story of young Countess Natasha Rostova and Count Pierre Bezukhov is interwoven with the Great Patriotic War of 1812 against Napoleon's invading army.
The story centers around the life and friendship of the 689 Trio (songwriter Nakamura Hachidai, lyricist Ei Rokusuke and singer Sakamoto Kyu).
Dec 2026
Jan 2027
Dan, a young priest who has abandoned his conservative diocese after learning of the death of his estranged friend, Paul. Struggling with a deep crisis of faith, he embarks on a journey to find the older priest who once abused Paul during their time in seminary. With a wounded coyote in the back of his car, Dan drifts through the American landscape, encountering eccentric travelers, stealing a gun and other assorted trophies, singing Prince songs and stopping at roadside attractions.
Lisa Ann Walter's long-awaited debut comedy special takes on feral Gen-Xers, self-loathing, and navigating a backsliding America, via the no-filter lens of a grown-ass woman who has been paying attention.
A commercial for cat treats that cause lasers to shoot from the feline’s eyes to stop home invaders.