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Before Danny Ocean ever stepped foot in Vegas, two masterminds taught him everything he knows — his parents. And in 1962, they pull off an epic heist during the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix.
Jun 2027
A Fourth of July dinner turns deadly when a nuclear strike is announced. A helicopter is coming for Senator Wilde—but only three others can join him. Guests fight to prove who deserves a seat before time runs out.
Aug 2026
Plot to be announced.
Oct 2026
A boy who no longer speaks, shaped by a tyrannical father and a mother he both resents and loves, grows up on Japan's northern coast. With nowhere to belong, he returns to seek his father and sets his fate in motion.
Sep 2026
Follows two cops who in a routine stop pull over a stolen car only to come face to face with one of the most dangerous criminals in the world.
The fifteenth night of G1 Climax 36 took place on August 11, 2026 at Nisho Highway Arena in Tsu, Mie, Japan.
Dec 2026
ABYSSAL FISH is a creative film in the border between fiction, real and performance through the artistic work of Luís Capucho. A singular artist who survived the time when the HIV represented the death stigma. Building an amazing work of poetic power postdisease, Capucho surpasses the physical sequels that have left him mute and without part of his body movements for a while, until the current partial recovery.
Nov 2026
Sophie Birenbaum is ready for the spotlight as the lead in her high school musical — until suddenly she’s living with even more drama at home than on the stage.
A woman visits her childhood home one last time and accidentally discovers an old answering machine. It still works. On the tape, she hears a message from the past, her own childhood voice and her father's: "We are not home right now. Please leave a message after the tone..." A glitch from another time. But when the message ends, there is suddenly another one.
Jul 2026
Known for his intense work ethic, perfectionism, and obsession with breaking new ground, Steve Johnson has created iconic creatures and effects for some of the most beloved genre films in cinema history, working with everyone from John Carpenter, David Cronenberg, and Sam Raimi to James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, and Guillermo del Toro. His drive and ambition also led to heartbreaking acts of self-sabotage, divorce, and a serious drug addiction.
A comedy of manners set in a funeral home.
Prince Alexander is ready to marry Olivia, a commoner. But when a bitter lord invokes ancient laws to block the union, Olivia, a romance writer, stumbles upon a hidden diary tucked within an old volume of history, revealing a long-lost truth that may be the key to saving her happily ever after.
In a haunted roadside bar run by the mysterious Ghoulian Madman, a series of twisted horror stories unfold, from cursed video games and alien body snatchers to killer clowns and supernatural nightmares, proving every spirit has a story.
The year is 2099. With the evolution of AI bringing machines to a superior to human intelligence they have lived peacefully and in harmony together. Until now…
When feared outlaw Quirt Evans staggers onto a rancher's land with a bullet in his back, he expects a quick death, not mercy. But Penny, the rancher's daughter, offers him a chance at something he’s never had: a life beyond violence. However, the past doesn’t forgive. With the marshal closing in and an outlaw gang ready to burn the ranch to the ground, Quirt must decide what kind of man he’ll be when the world demands blood.
Blanche, Jake, and Axin went their separate ways six years ago, after sharing a close friendship and a dream of becoming actors. Since then, they've had no contact. What happened? Fate reunites them tonight in the heart of Taipei, but they only have a few hours to uncover the secrets hidden in each other’s hearts.