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Dec 2026
A young lawyer returns to Samar to find her estranged activist mother before her wedding.
Sep 2026
Mar 2027
Kasia earns her living by breaking into other people's homes. One day on the job she finds a dead body of a man and decides to move into his apartment and find out who he was.
A ne'er-do-well smuggler finds himself in the middle of a deadly double-cross while on a job in the Caribbean Sea, resulting in him getting surrounded by bodies, hostile mercenaries and thirsty sharks alike, all while stuck in a deathly time loop and scrambling to break the cycle.
Aug 2027
At the height of her music career, Maja falls apart and has to step away from her ambitions. Depressed and broke, she moves back home with her mother and works part-time at a local high school. Far from the spotlight, wrapped in everyday kindness, she slowly finds her way back to life.
Oct 2026
Young Israeli survivors of the October 7 attacks travel to Los Angeles for Rock ’n’ Roll Fantasy Camp, discovering healing and strength through music and shared resilience.
Shortly after breaking up, Marcelo and Camila end up locked inside their apartment. The time they spend together after the breakup awakens a series of memories in each of them.
11th century Russia. Grand Prince Yaroslav the Wise betroths his favorite daughter Anne to Henry I, King of the Franks, and sends her across Europe to her future husband. Warrior Ostromir, former mercenary who previously served the Byzantine Emperor, is charged with guarding the princess on a long dangerous journey. Along the way, Anne and Ostromir fall in love with one another.
Feb 2027
Justus, Peter, and Bob are invited by the museum director Peacock to an exclusive viewing of a legendary diamond. But shortly after their arrival at the Steadman Museum, the power suddenly goes out, and a group of armed gangsters storms the building.
After basketball practice, a 15-year-old girl meets a stranger for a transaction that goes almost as planned. Confronted with her own limits, she will come to harshly realize her place in the real world, beyond the court.
Instead of ten commandments, ten intertwined Tinder dates: virtual relationships, bleak joys, fast-paced moves, spiritual deviance, hypocritical hypocrisy, perverse homophobia, lustful bloody revenge, and in the background a surprising twist that is far from being about joys... This boundary-pushing independent film is not a traditional romantic story, but an experimental, provocative look at the 2020s, where the search for happiness is often just a swipe right away, yet it seems unattainable.
Fluffy the baby mammoth awakens after a thousand-year slumber in the icy desert and sets out to find his mother. They say she can be found in distant and mysterious Africa. But Africa is far away, and getting there is extremely difficult, and the baby mammoth's only companion is a chick named Tupik, who dreams of performing his rap at the "Africa's Got Talent" competition. Together, they must overcome numerous challenges: crossing the ocean on an ice floe, escaping from bloodthirsty crocodiles, defeating treacherous hyenas, performing their music in front of a wide variety of audiences, and, most importantly, learning to be friends and understanding that friendship means responsibility and support.
A legendary thief sets his sights on the Mona Lisa, da Vinci’s iconic painting residing at Le Louvre museum in Paris. He recruits two young strangers to help him — a sharp Italian cybercrime expert and a swaggering French explosives specialist — before revealing they are long-lost siblings and that he is their father. Thrown into a chaotic reunion they never asked for, this new family must learn to work together — and try not to kill each other — if they want any chance at pulling off the heist of the century.
The phrase "Born Sexy Yesterday" is derived from the 1950 film "Born Yesterday." However beneath this superficial portrayal of some women lies a more complex understanding , revealing deeper narratives that resonate with many. October 1, 1985. The chilling emptiness in Michele Avila's eyes. Her murder, a savage ballet of teenage fury, ripped through the town, festering wounds exposing the venomous underbelly of a seemingly innocent friendship. Jealousy, a serpent coiled in the heart of adolescence, struck with the force of a viper, revealing the terrifying depths of envy's reach. These weren't just girls; they were predators. Women are born with many layers, a mix between good and evil. Ironically of all the positive tropes that can validate the existence of women, why is it that "Born Sexy Yesterday" is a trope that resonates with our male counterparts the most?
Captain Gennadiy Nevelskoy, an excellent student at the Naval Academy, is forced by his talent to teach naval science to the Tsarevich instead of conquering distant seas, watching as other people's dreams replace his own. Fourteen-year-old Nadezhda, a young student at the Institute for Noble Maidens, has never found her place in the capital. Deep down, she knows her true home is lost somewhere in the lands of the Far East, and she must return there. Upon meeting each other, Gennadiy and Nadezhda embark on a great and dangerous adventure-a search for themselves and their place in the world.
Documentary following global superstar LISA during a transformative year away from BLACKPINK, the K-pop phenomenon that made her one of the world's most recognizable performers. Documenting a year of risk, reinvention, and self-discovery as LISA begins to define her next chapter.