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On another world much like our own, a young Samoyed named Seamus Alessandro O'Shaughnessy discovers a lost girl named Dakota who has unfathomable magic! Seamus must overcome great challenges both physical & emotional alongside his best friend Carolina Oriqueda Campbell Keeshond-Seal to save Great Canyon City from the Menace known as The Blurred Blaze! Can our heroes defeat their foes while simultaneously protecting an innocent child in the process? And who exactly is The Blurred Blaze?
Nov 2026
The return of Leo San Juan and all the legends.
Oct 2026
Mar 2027
Cheerful and inventive Zlata, who stays at home alone for the sake of the school ball and the first kiss, under the supervision of the newest robot nanny Notrix. Confident that she can easily trick the car, Zlata soon discovers that she is dealing with an invulnerable opponent who controls the entire house. Desperate, she and her neighbor Nikita, who is in love with her, find an unconventional way out - they begin to communicate with the robot in its language, using "perfect promts". Their friendship with their iron friend is rapidly gaining momentum and leads to a huge party, which turns into real chaos. It is at this moment that Zlata has to make a choice and understand what true friendship and self-sacrifice are.
Jun 2026
While housesitting alone, Danny invites an older stranger over for a casual hookup. The charged encounter pushes Danny out of his comfort zone and into a world of confusion, forcing him to face the mismatch of who he is and who he appears to be.
Aug 2026
A red convertible is speeding from St. Petersburg to Sochi, driven by the brazen photographer Tyoma. With him are his ex-wife, Sasha, and her new fiancé. Tyoma will do anything to prevent Sasha's new wedding. And the fatal hitchhiker Kira, rescued by the guys, will help him. Tyoma has only one way across the country to change and win back the love of his life—if his brakes don't fail.
Jul 2026
Based on the video game series. Plot TBA.
Jun 2028
During a trip to Brazil in 2022, Augusto (15), an introspective and dreamy young man, becomes enchanted by Antônio (16), a magnetic and unpredictable boy from Belém. Amid the heat of the World Cup and the waters reflecting a fleeting encounter, a fragile connection is born, stretching across distance when Augusto returns to Italy, turning desire into obsession. While Augusto loses himself in idealizations and the emptiness of delayed responses, Antônio continues his life between parties, friends, and fleeting loves. What begins as a promising romance crumbles under the weight of time, silence, and the things that were never said. As the years pass, Augusto is forced to face an inevitable truth: some loves do not belong to the future, they exist only in memory. An intimate and visceral portrait of love, loss, and growth, Anchorless delves into the fragility of first feelings and the pain of learning that not every story is destined to last.
Dec 2026
The legendary journey of Michael Jackson, from his early days with the Jackson 5 to his breakthrough albums and live concerts.
Empar, a 60-year-old farmer, needs her cow Tona to get pregnant to save her farm. After failed attempts, she asks Bernat, owner of the area's largest farm, for help. When Tona conceives, the vet warns of a risky pregnancy.
May 2026
A troubled young man is the caregiver for both his terminally-ill mother and his mentally-ill sister. When he makes a desperate attempt to save his mom, he unleashes a supernatural entity that feeds on human flesh.
A grieving mother's ancient curse targets a troubled family, forcing them to confront their own hidden past while fighting to survive her supernatural wrath.
Apr 2027
Yoriko, an artist living in rural Nagi, is haunted by a former love affair she cannot bear to mourn. When Yuri, a recently separated architect, travels from Tokyo to visit her friend and former sister-in-law, both women find themselves at a crossroad, each searching for ways to let go of the past and define their identities. Yuri's brief escape from the city settles into a quiet confrontation of loss and probing for the two women in bucolic Nagi.
Sep 2026
Ronni is living a full life as a school nurse and mom, hosting a longtime mahjong game with her best friends Shelley, Carly, and Melissa. But when her daughter leaves for college, everything shifts at once. Her hours get cut. Her ex is pushing to sell the home she loves. And suddenly she's staring down an empty nest wondering what comes next.
Subjected to harsh treatment by her husband Jiro’s family, Fujiko is devastated when Mari is kidnapped by Jiro’s relatives. With the help of her own mother, Chiyo, Fujiko regains her child. Against the advice and judgment of those around her, she chooses to raise Mari as a single mother.
The third installment in the franchise. Plot TBA.
Nov 2027
In this remake of the classic western, a feared outlaw staggers onto a rancher’s land expecting a quick death, not mercy. But the rancher’s daughter offers him a chance at a life beyond violence. Now, with an outlaw gang threatening his new home, he must decide what kind of man he’ll be when the world demands blood.
Liz begins changing into a lizard when she has to choose between making art or making her boss happy.