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Retro Lust
Retro Lust
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  2. Retro Lust

Retro Lust

2003
1h 40m

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

1h 40m

Storyline

Mary Jane was born and raised in a bomb shelter because, after hearing a World War commercial in 1956, her parents sealed themselves in. Forty years later, the shelter's time lock opens, releasing her family into an entirely new era of perceived sexual mutants and cross-gender freaks. It is up to her to adapt to this strange new world and save her family from obsoletion.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 40m
Oct 21, 2003
Digital Release
Oct 21, 2003
Director
Andre Madness
Andre Madness

Top Cast

10 Cast Members

Gina Lynn

Gina Lynn

Mary Jane

Ashley Moore

Urma

Herschel Savage

Herschel Savage

Ed

Chris Cannon

Chris Cannon

Ryan

August Knight

August Knight

Stripper

Aurora Snow

Aurora Snow

Punk Girl

Olivia Saint

Olivia Saint

Waitress

Jay Ashley

Jay Ashley

Punk Guy

Lee Stone

Lee Stone

Greaser

Tony Tedeschi

Tony Tedeschi

Business Man

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