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When the Cows Come Home
When the Cows Come Home
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When the Cows Come Home

2022
1h 44m
Documentary

Status

Released

Release

2022

Runtime

1h 44m

Where to Watch

Available options inUS

Provider type

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Storyline

"Even Loners Need a Herd..."

When the Cows Come Home introduces audiences to Tilly and Maggie, a pair of cows that musician, journalist, artist and cow whisperer, Andrew Johnstone has befriended and subsequently saved from slaughter. The garrulous herdsman is enthusiastic to expound his views on animal husbandry, bovine communication and the vagaries of life in general, before the film walks us back through the events that have shaped the singular farmer-philosopher. From personal family tragedy to warring with Catholic school authorities, innovating in Hamilton’s nascent music scene to creating guerrilla art installations; Johnstone’s life has had a truly idiosyncratic trajectory. Mental health issues may have seen him retreat to life on the farm, but the film makes clear its subject’s restless inquisitiveness is far from being put out to pasture.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 44m
Jul 28, 2022
Languages
English
Director
Costa Botes
Costa Botes
Production
Lone Pine
Lone Pine
Production Countries
New Zealand

Top Cast

9 Cast Members

Andrew Johnstone

Self

Geoff Lealand

Self

Claudine Johnstone

Self

Noel Johnstone

Self

Louise Allen

Self

Grant Hislop

Self

Zed Brookes

Self

Himanshu Kera

Self

Richard Swainson

Self

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