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Crooked Lines
Crooked Lines
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Crooked Lines

2003
1h 28m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

1h 28m

Storyline

Johnny, Chris, Sal, and Joe are four petty crooks thrown together for the job of a lifetime. $1 million in mob money being held at a delicatessen for pick-up seems like an easy score until the bumbling quartet collaborate to mess the whole thing up. Suddenly the Brooklyn mafia and police are on their trail and the fool proof plan now looks like a death trap.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 28m
May 18, 2003
Languages
English
Director
Harry O'Reilly
Harry O'Reilly
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

29 Cast Members

Adam Trese

Adam Trese

Johnny

Jim Breuer

Jim Breuer

Chris

Burt Young

Burt Young

Mike

Tony Darrow

Tony Darrow

Jimmy

John Costelloe

John Costelloe

Manny

Alison Bartlett

Alison Bartlett

Andrea

Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn

Customer

David Johansen

David Johansen

Charlie

Mario Cantone

Mario Cantone

Cliff

Joseph D'Onofrio

Joseph D'Onofrio

Sal

Anthony Mangano

Anthony Mangano

Joe

Anne Meara

Anne Meara

Hard Boiled

John F. O'Donohue

Detective Anderson

Frank Santorelli

Frank Santorelli

Detective Harris

Harry O'Reilly

Harry O'Reilly

One Glove

Jeff Kahn

Jeff Kahn

Billy

John Scurti

John Scurti

Pizza Boy

John Canada Terrell

John Canada Terrell

Supervisor

Amy Stiller

Amy Stiller

Director

William Hayes

Tommy Bags

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