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There's No Business...
There's No Business...
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There's No Business...

1994
1h 15m
Comedy
Music

Status

Released

Release

1994

Runtime

1h 15m

Storyline

There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 15m
Jan 1, 1994
Languages
English
Director
Kevin Molony
Production
Prospect Pictures
Prospect Pictures
Production Countries
United Kingdom

Top Cast

27 Cast Members

Simon Brint

Simon Brint

Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

Rowland Rivron

Rowland Rivron

Duane Bishop

Lee Cornes

Lee Cornes

Dickie Valentino

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly Vosburgh

Tilly

Stephen Frost

Stephen Frost

Reg Prince

Mark Arden

Johnny Blackpool

Paul Mark Elliott

Paul Mark Elliott

Bernie Cosmos

Sam Graham

Fergus

Alexander Armstrong

Alexander Armstrong

Tim

Chris Palmer

Crispian Sprote

Mark Bannister

Marcus

Mac McDonald

Mac McDonald

Mort Clayton

Mark Benton

Mark Benton

Barman

Arnold Brown

Arnold Brown

Man on Train

Emma Longworth

Ems

Alana Carlucci

Receptionist

Luke Hartley Scott

Boy

Ian Hill

Accordionist

Jan Price

Trudi

Henry House

Spider Bishop

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