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Status
Released
Release
2012
Runtime
1h 14m
"Love Sucks"
The story of the greatest lover who ever lived, died, and lived again.
13 Cast Members
Steven Daigle
Matthew Murray
Ari Sylvio
Dracula
Ryan Driller
Jonathan Harker
Seth Roberts
Luke Westenra
John Magnum
Ward Guard
Alan Stafford
Quincey Morris
Will Swagger
R.M. Renfield
Joey Brass
Lord Arthur Holmwood
Andy Appleton
Abraham Van Helsing
Amber Cherry
Mrs. Westenra
Steve Crest
Dr. John Seward
Michael Troughton
Sailor on the Demeter #1
Rob McEvilly
Sailor on the Demeter #2
