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Status
Released
Release
2011
Runtime
1h 27m
Available options inUS
"She's not bad. She just acts that way."
Alyssa Rampart Pillage is a washed up TV queen whose career has been reduced to starring in commercials for her husband Bernie’s appliance empire. When their tree hugging daughter Topanga dies in a tragic golf ball accident, Bernie goes off the spiritual deep end and tries to give away their fortune with disastrous results. But what starts off as tragedy quickly turns into career re-invention for Alyssa. And as the body counts rises, so does her star.
23 Cast Members
Beth Broderick
Alyssa Rampart-Pillage
Chris Mulkey
Bernie Pillage
Whitney Able
Rebecca Pillage
Nathan Lee Graham
Cassandra / David Gilner
Ryan Hansen
Russell Pillage
Andrew Levitas
George Apodaca
Keri Lynn Pratt
Topanga Pillage
Vincent Ventresca
Morris Pillage
Jason Olive
Detective Ray Stoker
Deborah S. Craig
Detective Pam Rudin
Craig Tsuyumine
Anchor / Reporter
Corbin Bernsen
Corbin Bernsen
Greg Proops
Barry
Venetia Pristavec
Jodi
Sean Hankinson
Forensics Coordinator
Nancy M. Pimental
Sonya
Joy Gohring
Dr. Monika
Sam Vance
Traffic Policeman
Lawrence Zarian
Lawrence
Eric Payne
Commercials Director
