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Bordello of Blood
Bordello of Blood

Bordello of Blood

August 16, 1996
1h 27m
Horror
Comedy
Critics
85/100
Story
82/100
Acting
88/100
Cinematography
90/100
Soundtrack
80/100

Private eye Rafe Guttman is hired by repressed, born-again Katherine to find her missing bad-boy brother. The trail leads him to a whorehouse run by a thousand-year-old vampire and secretly backed by Katherine's boss, televangelist Jimmy Current.

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Director
Gilbert Adler
Cast
Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman, William Sadler, Aubrey Morris, Phil Fondacaro, Kiara Hunter, Leslie Ann Phillips
Release Date
August 16, 1996
Production
Universal Pictures, Tales From The Crypt Holdings, Universal City Studios

Rating Distribution

User Ratings

5 Stars65%
1235
4 Stars25%
475
3 Stars8%
152
2 Stars2%
38
1 Stars0%
0
Total: 1,900 ratings

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