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The Ozporns
The Ozporns
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The Ozporns

2002
0m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2002

Runtime

0m

Storyline

The Ozporns, America's favorite dysfunctional family. Each week they air their dirty laundry on the reality show that takes you into their home, their lives, and even their beds. There's Izzy, the constipated, scatter-brained dad whose good intentions are sometimes toiled by his overactive libido: Sherri his loving wife who wears the pants in the family - and never takes them off: Fiona and John, who come home from college to create sexual chaos: Sarah, the nymphomaniacal nanny: and the sundry other characters who drop in unannounced and leave sexually gratified. In this episode, Izzy is on a mission to find out who stole his bran muffins. John is getting his feet (and other body parts) wet in the glamorous world of porn production. Fiona's in love with a struggling rapper from the bad part of Malibu, and Sarah has her eyes on…well, you'll just have to watch it, won't you. A dead-on parody of TV's most popular show, The Ozporns dares to take you where no one else can.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
0m
Mar 4, 2002
Languages
English
Director
Anthony R. Lovett
Production
VCA Pictures
VCA Pictures
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

17 Cast Members

Tawny Roberts

Tawny Roberts

Fiona Ozporn

Chloe

Chloe

Nikita Denise

Nikita Denise

Sindee Coxx

Sindee Coxx

Sarah, The Nanny

Tanya Danielle

Tanya Danielle

Calli Cox

Calli Cox

Aria

Aria

Samantha Sterlyng

Samantha Sterlyng

Shane Hunter

Shane Hunter

Izzy (as Baz)

Cheyne Collins

Cheyne Collins

John Ozporn

Fred J. Lincoln

Fred J. Lincoln

Bob (as F.J. Lincoln) (NonSex Role)

Kyle Stone

Kyle Stone

Marty Romano

Marty Romano

Pat Myne

Pat Myne

John's buddy

Rick Patrick

Rick Patrick

(as Rick)

Steve Hatcher

Steve Hatcher

Tina Tyler

Tina Tyler

Izzy's wife (NonSex Role)

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