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"You'll Laugh All The Way To The Blood Bank!"
The nephew of a librarian must go collect a 200 year old book, "The Book of Ulthar." that should have never been checked out by the Evil Count Orlock cause one of the spells in it could bring about the end of the world. During his trip to the castle, he meets Marissa, a gorgeous rock star and heir to the castle's fortune. There they must confront the only other heir to the fortune and the book, Uncle Byron; and Uncle Byron and his 3 adopted nieces all have very, very, very broad smile.
22 Cast Members
Robert Vaughn
Lord Byron Orlock
Teri Copley
Marissa Orlock
Steve Altman
Dexter Ward
Ace Mask
Victor Von Helsing
Angus Scrimm
Stefen
Steve Franken
Hans Hupp
Monique Gabrielle
Patty
Howard Morris
Marinas Orlock
Jay Robinson
Uncle Ephram
Lenny Juliano
Maxie Fields
Clement von Franckenstein
Hans Hoff
Arthur Roberts
Hans N. Fritz
Toni Naples
Maxine
Becky LeBeau
Rita
Kelli Maroney
Hannah
Deanna Lund
Teacher
Brinke Stevens
Betty Lou
Forrest J. Ackerman
Funeral Director
Boris Karloff
Man in Room (archive footage)
Howard S. Miller
Mr. Mole
