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Status
Released
Release
2012
Runtime
1h 35m
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Napoleon has decided to declare war to the world. When he approaches Moscow, the Russian military tries to outfox him: they send a beautiful woman to Napoleon who is supposed to seduce him, so he will think about making love, not war.
37 Cast Members
Pavel Derevyanko
Lieutenant Rzhevsky / Countess Rzhevskaya
Svetlana Khodchenkova
Natasha Rostova
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Napoleon
Mikhail Galustyan
Marquis de Mazo Sad
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Himself
Mikhail Efremov
Leo Tolstoy
Marat Basharov
Pyotr Bagration
Anna Semenovich
Ostrozhskaya
Yuriy Galtsev
Mayor
Ilya Oleynikov
Demian
Oleksii Potapenko
Gopnik
Kateryna Kisten
Cosmetologist
Aleksey Maklakov
Regiment commander
Kseniya Sobchak
Madam Xue-Xue
Anfisa Chekhova
Realtor
Vladimir Simonov
Mikhail Kutuzov
Dmitriy Mukhamadeev
Michel Ney
Yevhen Koshovyi
Lefty
Oleksii Vertynskyi
Inna Tsimbaluk
