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Let Me Count The Lays
Let Me Count The Lays
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  2. Let Me Count The Lays

Let Me Count The Lays

1973
59m
Fantasy

Status

Released

Release

1973

Runtime

59m

Storyline

"How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Lays.....!"

A groom recounts his past sexual exploits to his new bride on their wedding night.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
59m
Jan 1, 1973
Languages
English
Director
Walt Davis
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

13 Cast Members

John Holmes

John Holmes

Groom

Patti Lee

Becky Sharpe

Becky Sharpe

Girl in San Diego

Andy Bellamy

Andy Bellamy

Deanna

Susan Westcott

Susan Westcott

Blond Swinger / Hypnotized Girl

Alex Elliot

Blond Swinger's Husband

Charles Lish

Chuck

Gerard Broulard

Gerard Broulard

Hypnotist

Ann Perry

Ann Perry

Saleslady

Judy Angel

Judy Angel

Party Girl / Linda

Lynn Holmes

Yvonne

Sheldon Lee

Roger Caine

Roger Caine

York Madison

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