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Jesus Henry Christ
Jesus Henry Christ
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  2. Jesus Henry Christ

Jesus Henry Christ

2003
18m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

18m

Where to Watch

Available options inUS

Provider type

Rent

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Storyline

St. Agnes Academy has a new principal, Father Benet, and a classroom of ten-year-olds that includes Sister Mary Gilbert, straight-A-student Mary Brown, and a precocious scholarship boy, Henry Harvin. Students report on their heroes: Mary's is Jesus Christ, whose middle initial she says is "H" - their former principal, an aging nun whose picture is on the wall, told her so. Henry's hero is Karl Marx. Sister Gilbert sends Harry to see the principal. He walks past moms gathered for a PTA meeting, chats with Ms. White, the school's secretary, and enters Fr. Benet's office for punishment. Father takes out a varnished paddle with holes in the blade. Who will get his comeuppance?

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
18m
Oct 9, 2003
Languages
English
Director
Dennis Lee

Top Cast

4 Cast Members

Jeffrey Danneman

Father Benet

Mark Miscavage

Henry Hermin

Marielle Torres

Mary Brown

Maria Scavullo

Mrs. White

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