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Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires
Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires
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Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires

2003
1h 20m
Horror
Comedy
Fantasy

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

1h 20m

Storyline

"The Curse Of Ed Wood"

Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla's coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 20m
Sep 15, 2003
Languages
English
Director
Tim Swartz
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

9 Cast Members

Lolita Langsuir

Carmilla

Stephanie Bloode

Lilith

Theda Baire

The Lover

Circe

Muffy The Vampire Slayer

Tim Swartz

The Tongue

David Gaffney

Richard Austin

Zane Ka

Dungeon Mistress

Rubberman

himself

Tim Beckley

Tim Beckley

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