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Scout Bozell has always dreamt of being on his school's Safety Patrol. The only reason he cannot join is because he is very clumsy. He's sent to another school because his old school would not let him become part of their Safety Patrol. But his new school does let him on the Safety Patrol.
33 Cast Members
Bug Hall
Scout Bozell
Leslie Nielsen
Mr. Penn
Lainie Kazan
Mrs. Day
Curtis Armstrong
Bert Miller
Stephanie Faracy
Mrs. Marlowe
Alex McKenna
Hannah Zapruder
Ed McMahon
Grandpa Bozell
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Weird Al
Charlene Tilton
Mrs. Zapruder
John Bennett Perry
Mr. Zapruder
Phillip Van Dyke
Kent Marlowe
John Walsh
John Walsh
Wink Martindale
Wink Martindale
Katsy Chappell
Mrs. Brown
Brad Grunberg
Gym Teacher
Freda Foh Shen
Mrs. Yung
John R. Fors
Mr. Bozell
Amanda Fuller
Amanda Fuller
Todd Hurst
Bender
John Kidwell
Spaulding
