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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

1971
53m
Drama
Horror
Fantasy

Status

Released

Release

1971

Runtime

53m

Where to Watch

Available options inUS

Provider type

Streaming

2
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Storyline

"A Frightening Prophecy Of A Doomed America"

Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen," will pave the way for an all-out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music, and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the Bible where it belongs, says Reverend Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
53m
Nov 17, 1971
Languages
English
Director
Ron Ormond
Ron Ormond
Production
The Ormond Organization
The Ormond Organization
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

5 Cast Members

Judy Creech

Judy

Cecil Scaife

The Commissar

Gene McFall

Assisstant Commissar

Wes Saunders

Comrade Teacher

Estus W. Pirkle

Estus W. Pirkle

Self

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