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Status
Released
Release
1994
Runtime
1h
"Glomco wants Slave Pit to sell out!"
GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR's tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!
24 Cast Members
Sebastian Bach
Self
Jello Biafra
Boss Glom
Dave Brockie
Self
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Balsac the Jaws of Death
GWAR
Themselves
Slymenstra Hymen
Self
Scott Krahl
Skullheadface
Molly Harvey
Old Lady
Paul Hutzler
Boy actor
Flattus Maximus
Self (Uncredited)
Stretch
Self
Dika Newlin
Ladies Auxiliary
Michele Ravara
Ladies Auxiliary
Don Drakulich
Sleazy P. Martini
Bob Gorman
Puppet Exec
Hunter Jackson
Russian Exec
Matt Maguire
Samurai Exec
Tim Jenkins
Slick Exec
Elisa Nader
Lady Exec
Archie Elam
Farmer Exec