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  1. Movies
  2. Statical Planets

Statical Planets

1997
15m
Comedy
Science Fiction

Status

Released

Release

1997

Runtime

15m

Storyline

A 15 minute short that teases a strange (and difficult to describe) feature that was never made. The story involves the Frank army and a caveman rocker who saves the day. Filmed in Static-A-Matic around 1996/97

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
15m
Jan 1, 1997
Director
Joel Hodgson
Joel Hodgson

Top Cast

7 Cast Members

Joel Hodgson

Joel Hodgson

Caveman rocker

Frank Conniff

Frank Conniff

King & The Frank Army

Morwenna Banks

Morwenna Banks

Nick Bakay

Nick Bakay

Paul Feig

Paul Feig

Rich Kronfeld

Steve Bannos

Steve Bannos

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