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  2. You Will Never Ever Be a Woman. You Must Live the Rest of Your Days Entirely as a Man, and You Will Only Grow More Masculine with Each Passing Year. There Is No Way Out.

You Will Never Ever Be a Woman. You Must Live the Rest of Your Days Entirely as a Man, and You Will Only Grow More Masculine with Each Passing Year. There Is No Way Out.

2008
9m
Romance

Status

Released

Release

2008

Runtime

9m

Storyline

Two trans women share moments of love, insult, and masochism, exchanging both kiki and kai kai languages. Their syncopated exchanges oscillate from hateful to loving, blurring the distinction between lover and enemy - a position that both women seem to share.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
9m
Jan 1, 2008
Languages
English
Director
Mariah Garnett
Zackary Drucker
Zackary Drucker
Van Barnes
A.L. Steiner
Production Countries
United States of America
Official Website

Top Cast

2 Cast Members

Van Barnes

Zackary Drucker

Zackary Drucker

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