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  1. Movies
  2. Opie Gets Laid

Opie Gets Laid

2009
1h 15m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2009

Runtime

1h 15m

Storyline

"Opie prefers food to women. Is there a recipe to his heart?"

At 30 years old, Opie is a virgin whose existence is made up of watching pornography and eating junk food. One day a drug dealer named Thai mistakenly comes to his door. She decides to help Opie by finding him a good woman.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 15m
Jan 19, 2009
Languages
English
Director
James Ricardo
Production Countries
United States of America
Official Website

Top Cast

15 Cast Members

James Ricardo

Opie

April Wade

April Wade

Thai

Ute Werner

Ute Werner

Dakota

Jesselynn Desmond

Jesselynn Desmond

Rain

Gina DeVettori

Alicia

Samantha Turk

Randi

Heidemarie Fuentes

Jackie

Hutchi Hancock

Kimmy

Ellen Hughes

Mom

Peder Fedde

Dad

Michael Connelly

Michael Connelly

Mike

Laith Arasaf

First Guy

Chris Mitchell

Second Guy

Rob Lanza

Rob Lanza

Third Guy

Mark Wood

Travis

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