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The Crop
The Crop
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  2. The Crop

The Crop

2004
1h 43m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2004

Runtime

1h 43m

Storyline

"Some decisions in life are best forgotten"

The Crop, set in the early '80s, is about a larrikin nightclub owner, Ronnie (Blade) Gillette, and his barmaid girlfriend Geraldine. Two months after random breath testing has been introduced, Blade realises he's going broke. Afraid of driving under the influence, his customers are not buying his grog-they're going out to the carpark to smoke dope. Like any good businessman, Blade decides he needs a strategy. He decides to grow some dope as a way out of his financial hole. Diversify and expand-beauty!

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 43m
Aug 14, 2004

Top Cast

9 Cast Members

George Elliott

Blade

Holly Brisley

Geraldine

Rhys Muldoon

Rhys Muldoon

Wacka

Kelly Butler

Jacki

Vincent Stone

Vincent Stone

Dago

Bruce Venables

Bruce Venables

Wally

Tahnee Stroet

Tania

Rudi Baker

Billy

Sari Sheehan

Prostitute

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