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"Till honeymoon do us part"
Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
27 Cast Members
Dave Annable
Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee
Masha Nikitin
Rob Schneider
Ernesto
Mena Suvari
Tonya
Tia Carrere
Lani
Kathy Bates
Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian
Vadik Nikitin
Kevin Dunn
Agent Ross
Vinnie Jones
Brick
Stephen Tobolowsky
Plumber
Howard Bishop
Agent Meyers
Jeanne Rogers
Borislava Nikitin
Willie K. Kahaiali'i
Tahitian Village Mayor
Theo Coumbis
Oleg
Dorian Burns
Pirate Dog Owner
Tani Lynn Fujimoto
Resort Receptionist
Al Harrington
Resort Bar Tender
Allan Okubo
Accupuncturist
Michelle Cornish
Zoya
Joe Fick
Mobster Bodyguard
