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Vampires
Vampires
  1. Movies
  2. Vampires

Vampires

2010
1h 28m
Comedy
Horror

Status

Released

Release

2010

Runtime

1h 28m

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Storyline

Vincent Lannoo’s ‘mockumentary’ shows us a community of vampires in Belgium. The two ‘parents’ of the family are George and Bertha, who have two teenage children – or rather, they raise two former humans who they turned into vampires. Son Samson is a bit of a jack the lad: enjoying the sexual freedom of vampire life, with all the vigour of an irresponsible young adult regardless of consequences (even incest is not frowned upon in their world, where the word ‘wife’ is often synonymous with ‘mother’ or ‘sister’). Daughter Grace yearns for humanity in a different way: applying fake tan to get rid of her vampiric pallor, dressing in pink clothes, wishing she could feel emotion and even having a human boyfriend.

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Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 28m
Apr 17, 2010
Digital Release
Aug 20, 2010
Languages
French
Director
Vincent Lannoo
Vincent Lannoo
Production
Left Field Ventures
Left Field Ventures
Production Countries
Belgium

Top Cast

33 Cast Members

Carlo Ferrante

Carlo Ferrante

George

Vera Van Dooren

Vera Van Dooren

Bertha

Pierre Lognay

Pierre Lognay

Samson

Fleur Lise Heuet

Fleur Lise Heuet

Grâce

Bénédicte Bantuelle

La viande

Baptiste Sornin

Baptiste Sornin

Bienvenu

Selma Alaoui

Selma Alaoui

Elisabeth

Arnaud Maillard

Arnaud Maillard

Steve

Paul Ahmarani

Paul Ahmarani

Adélard

Julien Doré

Julien Doré

Jean-Paul

Alexandra Kamp

Alexandra Kamp

Eva

Thomas Coumans

Thomas Coumans

Le petit ami de Grâce

Vincent Lannoo

Vincent Lannoo

L'interviewer

Florette Fichefet

La professeure de morsure

Olivier Masset-Depasse

Le directeur de l'école de nuit

Paul Absil

Le directeur de l'école de jour

Ian Lauzon

Marc-Antoine Dahou " le psy "

Catherine Cédilot

Sharon "Sherman"

Ian Lauzon

Marc-Antoine Dahou "le psy"

Eliott Ventadour

Le professeur d'histoire

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