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  2. The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe

The Epic Tale of Kalesius and Clotho: A Meditation on the Impossibility of Romantic Love in a Rapidly Expanding Universe

2003
27m
Comedy

Status

Released

Release

2003

Runtime

27m

Storyline

A deadpan farce about the many forms of obsession and a hilarious chronicle of the first filmmaker to make a movie based on Koufos' ancient Greek myth Kalesius and Clotho

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
27m
Jun 27, 2003
Languages
English
Director
Kyle Gilman
Production
Camera Noise Productions
Camera Noise Productions
Production Countries
United States of America
Official Website

Top Cast

5 Cast Members

Kyle Gilman

Kyle Gilman

Dan Rosenthal

Dan/Kalesius

Ashley Fox Linton

Ashley Fox Linton

Janine/Clotho

Jennie Tarr

Jennie Tarr

Jamie Carmichael

Jennie's Brother

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