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Johns
Johns
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Johns

1996
1h 36m
Drama
Romance

Status

Released

Release

1996

Runtime

1h 36m

Storyline

"This ain't no 90210"

It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.

Score Distribution

Details

Status
Released
Runtime
1h 36m
Dec 10, 1996
Languages
English
Director
Scott Silver
Scott Silver
Production
First Look Pictures
First Look Pictures
Production Countries
United States of America

Top Cast

15 Cast Members

David Arquette

David Arquette

John

Lukas Haas

Lukas Haas

Donner

John C. McGinley

John C. McGinley

Danny Cohen

Keith David

Keith David

Homeless John

Wilson Cruz

Wilson Cruz

Mikey

Tony Epper

Tony Epper

Santa Claus

Richard T. Jones

Richard T. Jones

Alanna Ubach

Alanna Ubach

Nikki

N'Bushe Wright

N'Bushe Wright

Junkie

Elliott Gould

Elliott Gould

Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard

Jimmy the Warlock

Arliss Howard

Arliss Howard

John Cardoza

Nicky Katt

Nicky Katt

Mix

Nina Siemaszko

Nina Siemaszko

Prostitute

Harper Roisman

Old Man

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