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A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman's magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle an ancient demon.
16 Cast Members
Dani Ardilla
Cynthia / Carla / Catrena
Mykayla Booth
Scarlet
Brett Burrier
Gregory
Erica Chappell
Nancy
Monica Cho
Jackie
Danto
Taylor (as Danto Dwiananto)
Richard French
The Earth Child
Samantha Gordon
Tiffany
Devin Johnson
Angela
Paul Krantz
Mikey
Fay Lytle
Cindy Billingsley, Rookie Crime Scene Photographer
Wee Matt
Clive / The Moonchild
Mikaela Moody
Lana
Art Roberts
Old Man Stan
Sam Salerno
The Man with No Dick
Jaime Thordsen
Detective 'Big' Mark Johnson
