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Status
Released
Release
1979
Runtime
1h 5m
Collection of three short films from Falcon Studios. "The Crotch Watcher" (a.k.a. "Crotch Watchers," "Dirty Words") — Gordon Grant pumps himself up and keeps the hot studs at a glory hole comin' back for more! "Boyhood Dreams" — Michael and Phillip take on Colt star Brian Dexter. "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class" (a.k.a. "Teacher's Pet") — A young student can't keep his big cock down in class and his handsome teacher gives him a detention he won't ever forget!
7 Cast Members
Michael
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Phillip
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Brian Dexter
(segment "Boyhood Dreams") (archive footage)
Gordon Grant
(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
Chris
(segment "Crotch Watcher") (archive footage)
Clint
(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
Alan Corriveau
(segment "I Will Not Have An Erection In Class") (archive footage)
